Ghar ki Gaand Part-9

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-9

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-8 AapNe Padha Ab Aage     

Match khtm hone ke baad Pammi Didi aur Priya apne kamre me chali gayi. Main bhi apne kamre me chala gaya. computer start kiya aur Xossip.com par incest stories padhne laga, maine apne threads par aaye request aur appreciation par reply karna suru kiya. Tabhi achanak Pammi Didi mere kamre me dakhil hui, Didi ne socha ki main kisi dost ko email kar raha hoon.

Didi –“Kya, ab kise mail kar rahe ho. Bata rahe ho sabko apne land ke kisse, ki kaise chodne se pahle hi tumhara tapak jata hai, tap tap tap....”
Me –“Didi, aisa pahli bar hua tha, Pooja ko to 20 minutes tak choda tha, fir 5 minute chuswaya tha, tab kahi jakar nikla tha.”
Didi –“Tune Pooja ke muh me hi chhod diya tha kya??”

Me –“Aur nahi to kya, pilaa diya randi ko apna muth.”
Didi –“Aaah bhai, bada maza aaya hoga na. Mujhe kyu nahi pilaya muth. Aise bhi bahar hi gira diya tha, to pila deta na.”
Me –“Didi, ye koi chwanprash nahi hai jo pikar tumko energy milegi, ek bar muh me jayega, tab pata chalega ki kitna salty hota hai. Fir bologi ki muh me kyu gira diye.”
Didi –“Nahi bolungi, tu pahle chakha to sahi apna muth mujhe.”

Me –“Chak lo, maine kaun sa apna land locker me band karke rakha hai. Ek zip hi to hai, khlo aur chusna suru kar do.”
Didi ne mere room ka darwaja band kar diya, aur mera pant khol kar niche kar diya. Mera land so raha tha, lekin Didi ke hath me jate hi halchal suru ho gayi land me. Didi ne dhire se sahlaya mere land ko, aur jibh nikal kar supade ko chata, main anand vibhor ho utha. Land tanakne laga, didi ne mere land ko upar se niche tak chatna suru kar diya tha. Didi ne apne left hand se mere dono aando ko pakad rakha tha, aur jibh se land ko chat-ti ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi, muh ke andar daalo na ab.”
Didi –“Daalti hu baba, itni jaldi kya hai, koi railgaadi chhute ja rahi hai kya??”

Didi ne jaise hi mere land ko apne muh me daala, mera land fanak kar apne pure size me aa gaya. Mujhe naisargik anand ki anubhuti ho rahi thi, aur Didi mast rand kutiya ki tarah mere land par muh maar rahi thi. Maine didi ke muh ko chodna suru kiya, Didi mere aur dekhne lagi, jisne aag me ghee ka kaam kiya. Ab didi bhi jor jor se mera land kha rahi thi, land didi ki laar se puri tarah geela ho chuka tha. Aasani se didi ke muh me aa ja raha tha. Maine speed badhayi aur fir achanak land me didi ke dant gad gaye. Main cheekh utha, aur land muh se bahar nikal liya.

Me –“Aaah, aah, Didi yeh kya kiya, dant kyu kaata mere land par.”
Didi –“Pahli baar hai na bhai, galti se ho gaya. Tum to aise muh chod rahe ho ki jaise kitna din se marwa rahi hu main. Pahli baar to land muh me liya hai, aur tum randi ke jaisa pel rahe ho muh me. Dant galti se lag gaya.”
Me –“Jao main nahi chusata tumko apna land.”

Didi –“Dekhne to de, kahi lagi to nahi mere land par. Kata to nahi.”
Me –“Are wah, ab mera land tera ho gaya.”
Didi –“Jab mai chud rahi hu tere land se, to mera hi na hua.”
Me –“Abhi ek bar bhi chudi nahi ho ki itna haq jata rahi ho, chudne ke baad to mujhe kahi orr jane hi nahi dogi tum.”
Didi –“Bilkul sahi, kahi nahi jane dungi, ghar me 3 tiya 9 ched hai, to tu bahar kya karne jayega? Pahle yaha ghar me sabki khujli mita de, fir bahar jana Dooja Pooja ko chodne.”

Me –“Accha, chal ab jhuk kar khadi ho ja bed par. Main iss bar to teri chut mar kar hi rahunga. Wo to tune ragad ke nikal di thi paani nahi to usi waqt chod deta tumko.”
Didi –“Time bhi to nahi tha utna, abhi aram se chod, Priya padh rahi hai, aur Maa kitchen me busy hai, Papa kahi bahar hai, jaldi se daal de na.”

Maine Pammi Didi ko bistar ke jhuka ke lita diya, Didi ke gand bistar ke kinare thi aur pair niche latak rahe the, didi aadhi bistar par leti thi, main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur jhuk kar Didi ke boor par land sata diya. Boor utni gili nahi thi, main niche baith gaya aur didi ke fank me muh ghhusa kar chatne laga. Ab Didi ki chut puri gili ho chuki thi, maine Didi ke boor par thuk diya, aur apne land par bhi thuk lagaya, aur Fir jhuk kar Didi ke chut ke muhane par apna land bhida diya.

Ab meri kunwari Pammi Didi ki seal tutne wali thi. Maine didi ke sar par ek takiya rakh kar daba diya, taki agar didi cheekhe bhi to awaz bahar na nikle. Maine ek hath se didi ko dabaya aur ghapa ghap 3 shot maar diye jor ke. Didi dard se bilbila uthi, Didi ki cheekh nikal gayi thi, Mera supada didi ki boor me ghus chuka tha. Didi ki boor ki jhilli bhi fat chuki thi, main apne land par Didi ka garam garam khun ko mahsus kar sakta tha, Didi rone lagi thi.

Maine Didi ko pichhe se daboch rakha tha, aur takiye se Didi ke sar ko daba rakha tha. Didi ne hilne ki bahut kosis ki, lekin koi fayda nahi hua. Maine didi ko halal huye murge ke jaise daba rakha tha, didi ke boor se khun ris ris kar bahar aa raha tha. Farsh par khoon ke 4 bunde tapak chuki thi, aur mera land didi ke boor me 4” ghusa hua tha. Main bhi bilkul hila dula nahi, aur ek haath se Didi ki pith sahlata raha, fir jab Didi puri tarah se shant ho gayi to maine dhire se pakad dhili ki, Didi aadhi behosh ho chuki thi.

Maine socha ki kahi aur choda to Didi behosh na ho jaye. Land boor me abhi bhi fasa hua tha, maine pas me pade paani ka bottle uthaya aur Didi ko diya. Didi ne bottle khol kar thoda paani piya. Ab Didi ka dard kuch kam ho chuka tha.
Didi –“Kya jaldi thi tujhe itni, samajh kyea rakha hai tune mujhe. Aise karta hai kya koi bhala.”
Me –“Are didi, pahli bar to seal toda hai, koi rozz ka kaam to hai nahi thoda jor se lag gaya.”
Didi –“Ab 2 minute shant rah, nikalna mat land apna, nahi to fir se andar nahi jayega. Tu bada nirdayi hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi ab ghoda ghaas se dosti karega, to khayega kya????”

Didi –“Tu ghoda hai ye to dikh raha hai tere ghode jaise land se, main ghaas kaise hui.”
Me –“Mera chara jo ho tum, main tumko kha raha hoon jo. Jab koi khata hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai gapa-gap kha raha hai, jab koi chodta hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai ghapa-ghap chod raha hai, jyada fark bhi to nahi hai, bas ek h hi to extra hai Didi.”
Chal ab baate mat mana, dhire dhire andar bahar kar, isse jyada andar mat daalna abhi aur. Maine Didi ki baat maan li, aur dhire dhire land chalane laga Didi ki boor me. Kareeb 5 minute tak main aise hi Didi ko chodta raha, Didi ko bhi dard aur masti ka mila jula sukh mil raha tha. Fir maine didi ko sidha lita diya aur pel diya Didi ke boor me land, 4” se jyada ghusane ko didi se mana kiya tha, isliye main sambhal kar chod raha tha. Didi bhi aah uhh kiye ja rahi thi.

Lagbhag 10 minute baad, mujhe aise laga ki mera land khadne wala hai. Ghar me hone ke karan main jor jor se gaaliya bhi nahi de sakta tha, aur na hi Didi cheekh sakti thi. Fir bhi jitna mumkin tha, ho raha tha.
Me –“Didi, main aa raha hu ab. AAah aaah.”
Didi –“Mera bhi chhutne hi wala hai bas gati banaye rakh.”
Main usi tezzi se pelta raha aur Didi ke boor me apna sara muth udhel diya. Didi ne bhi takiye ko jor se pakad liye, aur jhad gayi.

Pahle round ka khel ho chuka tha. Didi aur Main dono qualify ho chuke the, second round me jane ke liye. Ab second round raat ko hi hoga.

Udhar Priya kaafi der se kamre me akeli thi. Priya soch rahi thi ki Didi aj Bhaiya ke room me itni der se kya kar rahi hai. Usne socha ki jaakar dekhti hoon, use andaaz hua ki koi na koi khichdi to ban rahi hai dono ke bich, khichdi ka taste to ban-ne ke baad pata chalega. jab tak Khichdi banti hai, tab tak aap log update padhiye....

Pammi Didi –“Saurav, Iss bar bhi tune mujhe apna muth nahi chakhaya, Chal koi baat nahi, jaldi se kamra thik kar le, kahi koi aa gaya to, aur agli baar se dhire chodna samjha.”

Didi uthi aur ek gande kapde se farsh par gire khoon ki bundo ko saaf kiya, aur bathroom jakar khud ko bhi saaf kar liye. Didi bathroom se nikal kar mere paas aayi, aur bistar par baith gayi.

Didi –“Kya re, itni jor se kyu daala tha. Faad di meri bbor puri tarah se.”
Me –“Kya karta Didi, aj se pahle kabhi kisi ki seal nahi todi hai na to pata hi nahi chala ki kitni tezi se shot marna hai.”
Didi –“Thik hai, par agle baar se dhyan rakhna, dard to ho raha hai abhi bhi, 2-4 rahega abhi lagta hai.”

Me –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Didi. Ab tum apne room me jao, nahi to Priya ko shak ho jayega, fir chudai ka inam thukai milega dono ko.”
Didi –“Ha ha ha ha!! Ok, chal See u again, at 12.”
Me –“Again, fir se raat ko. Didi Priya ko pata chal jayega aise to.”
Didi –“Are tu chinta mat kar, main use bahar se band kar dungi. Fir wo aram se andar soti rahegi.”

Bahar jane ke liye Didi ne jaise hi mere room ka darwaja khola to dheka Priya bahar khadi thi. Hum dono sakpaka gaye ki kahi Priya ne hamari baate sun to nahi li hai na.
Didi –“Are tu kab aayi, aur knock kyu nahi kiya aakar????”

Priya –“Abhi to aayi hu, knock karne hi wali thi ki aapne darwaja khol diya. Ap aj bhaiya se itni friendly kyu ho rahi hai, kya plan ban raha hai aap dono ka. Mujhe pata hai, kuch na kuch program to ban hi raha hai.”
Tabhi, Maa kitchen se bahar aati hai h
Maa –“Are, teeno yaha aram se gapp mar rahe hai, aur, padhai kaun karega????? hummm....”

Priya –“Hey Mamma, we were just Xossiping a bit!!!!!”
Maa –“Chalo sabhi ab hath-muh dho lo jaldi se, khana lagane ja rahi hu main. Papa bhi aa chuke hai, kuch kaam kar rahe hai laptop par.”
Me –“Are baap re, Papa kab aaye? Thanks ISS MOBI, sidhe mere room me nahi aaye, warna aaj to laude lagne pakke the.”

Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Ab fresh ho jao.”
Me –“Kya har par koi baat nahi, koi baat nahi, laga rakha hai. Lapataganj2 ke Lala samjhe ho kya khud ko????”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!!!!!! Chal jaldi kar ab, table par aa.”

Main bathroom gaya, jor ki mutwass lagi thi, mutkar halka hua, hath pair dhoye, aur tauliye se pochte hue bahar aaya hall me. Sabhi Dining table par mera intezar kar rahe the. Are, saare ke saare Flash ban gaye hai kya?? Itne tezz?? Kahi Didi ko chod kar meri battery to down nahi ho gayi hai?? Are yar, main bhi kya kya logic lagata rahta hu. Insano me battery kaha hoti hai. Par ek din aisa aayega, jab insan bhi battery se hi chalenge. Khair chalo koi baat nahi....

Maa –“Aao khana khao, ya wahi khada khada sochta rahega, pata nahi din bhar kya sochta rahta hai.”
Papa –“Aa jao beta, bekar ka tujhe sab sunate rahti hai. Aa jao ab.”
Maine wallclock ki orr dekha, 10 baj chuke the, isliye sabhi bol rahe the ki der ho gayi hai, Didi ki seal todne me kuch jyada hi samay lag gaya. Maine socha tha ki 8 baj rahe honge, lekin 2 baj chuke hai, matlab humne kaafi lambi chudai ki hai. Isliye thakavat bhi bahut ho rahi hai.

Ab khakar sounga yaar, sounga kha yaar, Didi ne to bola hai ki raat ko bhi Balam-Pichkari khelegi. Uffff, meri pichkari kuch jyada hi rang chhod rahi hai aj kal. Udhar Pooja Didi ki gand nahi mil rahi hai, aur Didi risk par risk leti ja rahi hai. Kahi pakde gaye to bas ho jayega bella-faad(a game played with tops, rural boys will familiar with it ) gaand ka to.

Didi –“Ab aaoge bhi khane ki wahi gadhi dekhte raat bhar khada rahoge.”
Me –“Hmm, aaya.” Fir hum sabne khana khaya, aur sone ke liye apne apne kamre me chale gaye. Main dekh raha tha ki Pammi Didi Priya ko kaise sulati hai. Agar Pammi Didi ko ‘Balam-Pichkari’ khelni hai to Priya ko sulana hi hoga, Mere man me ab bhi ye daar tha ki kahi Priya ne hamari baat sun to nahi liya hai.

Main isliye aashwast ho jana chahta tha. Maa kitchen ke saare bache kamo ko niptane me jutt gayi. Main Pammi Didi aur Priya ke kamre me gaya, dekha dono khit pit kar rahi hai kisi baat par.
Me –“Kya ho gaya, ab kis baat par.”
Didi –“Are kuch nahi, bol rahi hai, aaj rat bhar nahi soyegi, padhai karni hai.”

Mera shak aur bhi prabal hota gaya. Pakka Priya ne kuch na kuch to suna hai. Maine man bana liya ki agar Priya ne kuch nahi kaha to thik hai. Agar kuch puchha to bol denge ki movie dekhe rahe the, tune wahi awaz suni hogi, aur movie me to kuch bhi dialogues hote hai, jinka satya se koi lena dena nahi hota.
Me –“Rat bhar jagogi to tabiyat bigad jayegi, so jao, subah uth jana, fir padhai kar lena.”

Didi ne Priya ke doodh(milk glass not choochi) me nind ki ek goli mila di, aur Priya ko pila diya. Ab Priya to rat bhar sone wali thi, maine Didi se ke kano me kaha –“Didi, to aj raat to tumko dono taraf se baja dunga. Puri raat bhar ke liye tum aaj meri ho.”
Didi –“Main to hamesa ke liye teri hi hoon, Priya ko to sula diya hai, ab Maa aur Papa ka kya kare.”

Me –“Unki chinta mat karo, wo log khud busy rahenge, agar jage bhi rahe to wo kamre se bahar aane wale nahi hai, aaj ka khana accha tha, to kuch to asar hoga raat ko.”
Didi –“Badmash, Maa Papa ko to chhod de re.”
Me –“Didi, tum bahut acchi ho, ab mujhe chodne ke liye Bipin ke ghar bhi nahi jana padega, ab to apne ghar me hi meri randi didi ready hai. Jab time milega chod liye.”
Didi –“Aur chod chod ke rula diya, Kyu?? hai na??”

Me –“Didi, sorry to bola na, ab kitni baar bologi, sach much pata hi nahi chala tha ki itni jor ki fat jayegi tumhari. Ab to thik ho gaya na.”
Didi –“Nahi thik hui hai, abhi bhi dard hai, lekin, jsi tarah loha lohe ko kat-ta hai, usi tarah dard bhi dard ko kat-ta hai.”

Me –“Hmmm, bada na, band karo apni philosophy.Aur, jakar dekho Priya soyi ya nahi. Pata nahi Maa ko aur kitna time lagega kitchen ka sara kam niptane me. Tu ja sone ka natak kar, aur jab sab so jaye to mere kamre me aa jana, main darwaja khula hi rakhunga. Chupke se aa jana.”

Main apne kamre me aakar so gaya. Aur, didi bhi apne kamre me chali gayi....

Baaki Agale part me - Ghar ki Gaand Part-10