Ghar ki Gaand Part-10

 Ghar ki Gaand  Part-10

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-9 AapNe Padha Ab Aage     

Didi ne kamre me jakar dekha to Priya gahri nind me so rahi thi. Main apne kamre me bade hi besabri se Didi ka intezar kar raha tha. Aur, idhar Maa ab bhi kitchen me kaam kar rahi thi. Waqt to mano kate nahi kaat raha tha. Ghadi ki tick tick ke awaz mano meri chhati par moong daal rahe the. Haramkhor ye ghadi itna shor kyu macha raha hai, sayad madarchod mujh par haas raha hai. Main gadhi ke orr ek-tak taake ja raha tha, ki kab ye madarchod 12 ka alarm bajaye. Aur, Didi mere baho me aakar shama jaye. Raat ka aalam aur Pammi Didi ka sath, wo bhi pure raat.

Suhag-subah Pooja Didi ke saath mana chuka tha, Suhag-sham bhi Pammi Didi ke naam kar chuka tha. Aaaj pahli baar ratri sambhog karne ka mauka mila tha, Wo bhi ekaant me, bina koi rok tok, naa koi adchan. Bas der thi to ess baat ki kab ye bahanchod gadhi 12 bajaye. Main man hi man soche ja raha tha aur khud se hi baate kiye ja raha tha. Aankho me nind kaha aane wali thi, 21 ki jawaan ladki meri aaj ko raat rangeen banane wali thi,aur wo ladki agar apni Didi ho to kya kahne!!!! Aise duskar samay me kis kambakht ko nind aa sakti hai. Har bhai ka yahi sapna hota hai ki uski Didi uski raat ki raani ban jaaye, aur agar wo khud se uske kamre me aaye to, matlab purn roop se swachhand sambhog ki prapti nischit hai, jo ess dharaa par ek matra moksha ka marg hai.

Pammi Didi ki intezar ki ye gadhi bahut hi kastkari ho rahi thi, lekin Didi ki virah ki agni se mere land ki jwala aur bhi prajwalit ho uthti thi, kisi bhi tarah se ess waqt ko paar karna hi tha. Iss muskil gadhi me mera ek matra saathi tha, maine apne uss saathi ko yaad kiya, aur computer on karke ‘Xossip.com’ par logon kiya. Apne thread me gaya to dekha, story update karne ke liye saikado (100s) request aaye hai, maine sabko thanks kaha. Mari sacchi kahani sabko pasand aa rahi thi, ab agla update dene ke liye mere paas koi kahani nahi thi, ab main kya karta to maine post kar diya ki –“Dear friends, next update aaj raat ki chudai ke baad hi milegi aap logo ko.”

Maine Poll me puchha sabse ki kya aaj raat mujhe Didi ki gand bhi maar leni chahiye???? Kya Didi mujhse gand marwayegi aaj???? Kya Didi apne fati hui boor ko dekhkar daar gayi hai???? Kya Didi aaj raat chudne aayegi???? Kya Didi mere land se aur bhi maze legi????
Jawaab ke intezar me 30 first option tha – “Didi ki gand bhi maar leni chahiye.”

Ab intezar tha ki bas ab 12 baje aur, Didi mere kamre me aaye. Main man hi man Maa ko bhi gaali diye ja raha tha, ki wo itne der tak kitchen me kaar kya rahi hai. Waqt kaatna mano nark katne ke barabar ho raha tha. Ab karu bhi to kya karu. Ye chinal gadhi to saali aage badh hi nahi rahi hai. Main apne bistar par aakar let gaya, aur fir gadhi ko niharne laga. Kuch bhi kaho yaar intezar ka maza bhi alag hi hota hai. Main apne kamre se bahar nikal kar hall me aakar baith gaya, kitchen me jhank kar dekha to Maa andar bartan saaf kar rahi thi. Mera dhyan ghumte ghumte Maa ki gand par jakar atak gayi, Maa ki gand me tarbuzz hi tarah gol gol dikh rahi thi, Maan me aaya ki Maa ki gand ka footaball bana kar goal maar doon. Main ab Maa ki gand marne ki sochne laga, mera hath khud ba khud land ke upar chala gaya, main dhire dhire land ko pant ke upar se hi masalne laga. Ab mera soya land me bhadakne laga tha. Maa ke gand ka jadoo chalne laga tha mere HD (Harley-Davidson) par. Ghaan ghaan karke mere land ka engine start ho chuka tha, der thi to bas Didi ki aane ki. Didi ki aate hi 5th gear par daal dena tha apne HD ko, aur Didi ko highway ki shair par le chalta. Maa ki labalab hilte gand ne apna jadoo to chala diya tha, par sirf mujh par nahi, mere Papa par bhi. Achanak Papa bhi apne room se hall me nikal aaye.

Papa –“Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, TV bhi on nahi hai, to kar kya rahe ho.”
Me –“Papa, nind nahi aa rahi hai. Kya karta room me mann bhi nahi lag raha hai. Aur, aaj Didi aur Priya bhi itni jaldi so chuki hai.”
Papa –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Tum jakar so jao, main dekhta hoon teri Maa kya khajana dhoond rahi hai kitchne me.”
Me –“Kya Papa, aap bhi LALA ban gaye.”
Papa –“Tum sabhi bolte rahte ho, sun sun kar mere muh se bhi nikal gaya.”

Main room me chala gaya, aur darwaje ke pichhe se chhup kar Papa ko dekhne laga ki Papa kya karenge Maa ke saath. Papa kitchen me gaye aur Maa ko pichhe se pakad liya, aur Maa ki gand me land ragadne lage jhuk kar.
Maa –“Kya karte ho, koi dekh lega na, chalo 2 minute me aati hoon.”
Papa –“Hay meri Shweta rani, bardast kaha ho raha hai ab, aur tu yaha maa chudwa rahi hai kitchen me. Aaja kamre me tere maa ki chudai to mast karunga aaj.”

Papa Maa se maa ki maa yani nani ki chudai ki baat kar rahe the, matlab Papa Maa ki maa ko chodne ki fantasy rakhte hai.
Maa –“Meri maa ki boor ka to bhosda bana diya hai aapne, ab kya chodenge. Aaj meri maa aapse nahi chudegi, samjhe.”
Papa –“Teri maa aage se chudne ko taiyar nahi to, aaj pichhe se maaar leta hoon uski.”
Maa –“Aaj meri maa na boor degi na gand, aaj aap apni maa ko chodiye, samjhe.”

Main Maa aur Papa ki aisi nasty(gandi) vartalaap se aur bhi uttejit ho gaya. Apne Papa ko apne maa aur saas ke bare me baate karte sun main OOC ho gaya(out of control). Ab kar bhi kya sakta tha, abhi muth marta to, Didi ko kaise chodta, ghanta mere pass land hi hai, mastram ki kitaab ka Paltu to main hu nahi jiska land nal jaise bahta rahta hai, Lekin ye bahan ki laudi gadhi chalne ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai. Maa ke laude, ab pakaude khakar chalega kya aage.
Papa –“Chal na kamre me jaldi, bachhe bhi sare so gaye hai, aur meri maa kamre me chudne ko taiyar baithi hai, bolti hai bahu ke samne chudungi.”
Maa –“Jao bas 2 minute, chhodo ab, Sourav jaag hi raha hai abhi.”
Papa –“Wo madarchod to khub teri gand dekh dekh kar land ghis raha tha. Dant kar room me bhagaya hai abhi. Mauka milte hi teri gand ka “nau nava chhihattar” bana dega, samjhi(9x9=76).”

Fir Maa aur Papa hasne lage, Papa apne kamre me chale gaye. Main unki inn bato se achambhit ho gaya tha, ki Maa aur Papa ko pata hai ki main Maa ki gand dekhta hoon, aur unhe iss baat se koi aitraaz nahi hai. Shyad dono itne khush isliye rahte hai, kyuki dono bistar par har tarh ke masti khul kar karte hai. Aur, main itna bada madarchod, bahanchod isliye hoon, kyuki ye mere khoon me hai. Mere Papa bhi madarchod hai, aur ab main bhi madarchod banunga. Lekin, ye gadhi bhi kuch kam madarchod nahi hai, bhosdi wali itni slow kyu chal rahi hai. Maine gadhi ki aur dekh kar kaha –“Teri Maa ki gand me lauda daal kar barah(12) baja dunga madarbhagat, apni maa ki gand bachani hai to saali jaldi 12 baja, nahi to karke uski tange chaude, de dunga uske gand me laude.”

Itni muskil se abhi tak sirf ek ghanta hi paar hua tha, abhi bhi 30 minutes baki tha. Aur, mere land ki haalat kharab thi, Didi ki intezar me mere land ne kuch bund aashu bahaye, mere chaddi ne mere land ke aanshu poch kar santvana diya. Main bhi apne land ko samjha hi raha tha ki bas beta 30 minute sabr kar fir to Suhag-raat suru hone hi wali hai. Mera land Maa aur Papa ke baato se bahak chuka tha. Maa ne sare kaam niptaya aur apne kamre me jakar darwaja band kar liya. Maine socha ki kyu na darwaje ke samne jakar andar ki kuch baate suni jaye. Ya fir khidki se jhaka jaye. Sath hi sath dar bhi lag raha tha ki kahi Maa ya Papa ne dekh liye to khatiya khadi kar denge meri. Aise unko pata to hai ki main Maa ki gand dekhta hu. Par, agar pakda gaya red-handed to fir khair nahi.

12 bajne me abhi bhi 25 minute baki the. Maine socha kyu na, aaj ‘Maa ki Chudai’ live dekhi jaye, socha to kitni hi baar hai, sapne me Maa ko choda bhi hai kai baar, lekin aankho ke samne Maa ki chudai hote dekhne ki baat soch kar rom rom romanchit ho utha.

Main paani pine ke bahane kitchen ke paas chala gaya, dekha to Maa ke kamre ka darwaja band tha, khidki ke paas gaya, dekha khidki khuli thi, maine khidki ke ek palle ko dhire se dhakela. Andar ka nazara dekh kar main achambhit ho gaya, aur wahi freeze hokar khada ho gaya, jo ho raha tha hota raha, aur main khada dekhta raha. Maine kya kya dekha ye janiye agle update me....

 Main Khidki ke paas khada tha aur Maa-Papa ke room me jhank raha tha, 12 bajne me bache 25
Maine khidki se andar jhanka to dekha ki maa nahane ke baad sirf saaya (petticoat) aur bra pahankar bathroom se bahar nikli. Iske baad maa moisturisor ki bottle lekar bed ke kinare ek chadar daal kar let gai aur moisturiser lagane lagi apne hatho aur pairo par. Achanak maine dekha ki Papa apne kapde utarne suru kar diye hai. Papa puri tarah nange ho gaye to Maa ke bagal me jakar let gaye. Aur Maa ke hath me apna land pakda diya.

Maa –“Aaj to aapka pura tanka hua hai, bahut bada lag raha hai, nahi le paungi itna mota main.”
Papa –“Kuch nahi hoga. Aram se le logi. Hamesa leti ho na aram se, to aaj aisa kya special ho gay hai.”
Maa –“Nahi, aj kuch jyada hi lamba lag raha hai, rozz itna nahi lagta hai, mota bhi jyada lag raha hai.”
Papa –“Are kuch nahi, Saurav tumhari gand dekh dekh kar land masal raha tha, ye dekh kar mera kuch jyda hi tanak gaya hai.”

Maa –“Tanak gaya tha to mujhko chodne bolte na, meri maa ko kyu chodna chah rahe the. Ab meri maa to nahi chudegi, aaj aapki maa ko chodiye.”
Papa –“Haa, chalo tum aaj meri Maa ka role play karo, main tumhari gand marunga.”
Maa Papa se boli–“Beta Kailash, apni maa ko chodega beta????”
Maa ab Dadi ka role play kar rahi thi, aur Papa apni Maa ko chodne wale the. Maine socha Papa to bade wale madarchod hai yaar. Maa bhi har baat par Papa ka sath de rahi thi. Dono apne rati krida me masgul the, aur, mera land jhukno ko taiyar nahi tha, kya karta ab main.

Maine dekha, Papa ka land bahut bada tha, lagbhag 9” lamba aur 4” mota lag raha tha, jaise gadhe ke land ho. Main sochne laga ki aaj to Maa ki gand fat hi jayegi itna mota land kya Maa gand me le payegi. Papa roz raat Maa ki gand marte the. Maa bhi alag alag role play karti hogi daily. Aaj Maa Papa ke Maa ke role me thi, jiske karan Papa pure josh me the. Aur, unka land apne charam tak lamba aur mota ho chuka tha. Yaha tak ki Maa ko bhi dar lag raha tha aaj, ki kahi unki chaudi gand na fat jaye.
Papa –“Maa, aaj apki gand marne ki ichha ho rahi hai, Maa.”
Maa –“Beta, boor maar de aaj, gand me kya rakha hai, mujhe to mazaa aayega nahi beta.”
Papa –“Maa, aapki gand dekh dekh kar mera land thanthana gaya hai Maa, ab palat jao na Maa. Aapki gand ka ched dikhao na betachod Maa.”

Maa palat nahi rahi thi. Papa ne Maa ko jabardasti ulta kar diya, Maa nahi nahi kar rahi thi, lekin Papa sun ne wale nahi the. Ab Maa ki gand ki ched saaf saaf dikhai de rahi thi. Maa pet ke bal jameen par ulti leti thi. Papa Maa ke pairo ke bich baith gaye aur Maa ke gand ko failate huye gand ke ched me ungli daalna suru kiya. Ungli bahut tight ja rahi thi. Lagta hai Maa ne kai dino se gand nahi marwai thi.
Papa –“Maa, aaj to apki gand bahut tight lag rahi hai. Aur mera land bhi aaj lamba ho gaya hai, to aaj to aapki gand gayi kaam se.”

Maa –“Kailash, aram se marna apni maa ki gand, pahle koi cream laga ke soft kar le meri gand ke ched ko, nahi to aaj fatt hi jayegi. Aur, kal main hagg bhi nahi paungi bete.”
Papa –“Kuch nahi hoga Maa, aapke jaise randi bhi royegi to duniya se gand marne ka prachalan hi samapt ho jayega.”

Maa –“Beta, tel laga kar chod na apni maa ki gand.”
Papa pas me pade moisturiser ki bottle utayi aur apne hatheli par dhel sara cream nikal liya, aur Maa ke gand me udel diya. Papa maa ki gand ke ched ki maalis karne lage aur use chodne ke liya taiyar karne lage. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar cream lagwa rahi thi. Papa Maa ke pusht nitambo (gand ke dono hisse, gol gol pawroti jaise, aardh golakar, hemispheres) ki bhi maalis kiye ja rahe the.

Papa –“Maa, taiyar ho apne bete se gand marwane ke liye, ab to tumhari bhuri bhuri gand ke ched ko soft bhi kar diya hai. Ab daal du kya teri gand me maa.”
Maa –“Beta, tumhari maa ki gand sirf tumhari hai, jaise chodne ki ichha ho chod lo, beta tum ek number ke madarchod bete ho.”
Papa –“Ha maa main madarchod hu, aur galiyaa do na maa. Mujhe maza aata hai jab aap gandi gandi gaaliya deti ho.”

Maa ke gand ki maalis karne ke baad Papa ne apne land par bhi kuch cream lagaya. Jaise hi maine Papa ke land ko dekha to mujhe laga ki aaj to Maa ki gand fatne wali hai. Maa ke gand me cream lagane ke baad Papa ne apne land ko Maa ke gand me jaise hi sataya Maa ne apne dono hatho se gand ko faila diya. Ab Papa ne Maa ke gand me land sata ke jor ka dhakka mara. Maa jor se sisiyai, aur gardan utha kar pichhe dekhne lagi. Maine dekha ki Papa ka land Maa ki gand me ghus gaya tha. Maa kaap uthi aur unke muh se awaj nikal padi aahh?. Dhire Dhire Dhire Dhire.
Maa –“Kailash, fad di tune apni maa ki gand, beta dhire chodo, main tumhari maa hu madarchod.”
Papa –“Ha maa, main sabse bada madarchod hu, aaj aapki gand me land daal kar manthan karunga.”

Papa Maa ke upar let gaye aur Maa ke gand me apne land ko aur andar thelne ki kosis karne lage. Papa ne ab dhire dhire dhakke lagane suru kar diye the. Papa har 5-6 halke halke dhakko ke baad ek jor ke dhakka marte the. Maa ke muh se aaaahh aaaa auuuuuuu aaaaahhhhhhh ki awaz nikal rahi thi. Lagbhad 5 minute ke baad maine jab dhyan se dekha to paaya ki Maa ki gand me Papa ka pura 9” ka land chala gaya hai. Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi. Aur, galiya bhi deti ja rahi thi. Papa ka land Maa ki gand me puri tarah atak chuka tha. Ab sirf shata shat dhakko ki jarurat thi. Maine socha kal to Maa chal bhi nahi payegi. Maa ke aankho se aanshu nikal rahe the.
Papa –“Ro kyu rahi ho maa, maza nahi aa raha hai kya, apne bete ka land gand me lene me.”
Maa –“Aaah beta, tune to meri gand ke tanke hi khol diye, jara dhire chodna beta, nahi to kal kya chodega beta.”

Papa –“Chinta mat karo maa, kal tum chudne layak bhi nahi rahogi, kal main apni biwi ya uski maa ki gand marunga maa.”
Maa –“Beta, harami ho tum beta, apni maa to chodte hi ho saath saath apni saas ko bhi chodte ho.”
Papa –“Maa main harami hu ya nahi ye to aap hi bata sakti hai, ki aapne mujhe paisa karne ke liye kitno ke laude liye hai.”
Maa –“Hatt re maiyachod, yaad bhi nahi hai kitno ki paidaish hai tu beta, uss samay main bahut badi randi thi, har roz 4-5 land liya karti thi.”

Maa ki gandi gandi baato ka Papa par bura asar ho raha tha. Papa ko apne maa ke bare me aur gandi baate sun-na accha lagta tha. Itne garam chudai ko dekh kar mere bhi bura haal tha, 12 bajne hi wala tha, lekin main waha se puri chudai dekhe bina hatne wala nahi tha. Ab Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi. Aur, Papa dhakke par dhakke lagayeja rahe the, unki chudai ka khel kuch der tak yunhi chalti rahi. Maa aur Papa dono pasine se sarabor ho chuke the. Papa jor jor se Maa ki gand mare ja rahe the. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar Papa ka land le rahi thi. 12 baj chuke the, maine gadhi ki orr dekha, aur fir usko galiya di. Madarchod pahle dhire chal raha tha, ab maza aa raha hai to fa se 12 baja diya. Ab Didi mere kamre me aane wali thi, lekin main aisi chudai chhod kar kaise ja sakta tha. Maine aage bhi dekhne ka faisle kiya. Papa Maa ki gand mar chat chat chapat lagye ja rahe the. Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi, har dhakke par Maa ke muh se siskiya nikal jati thi.

Maa –“Aur jor se chodo beta, fad do apni maa ki gand. Aaaah madaarchod bete mere, maa ki gand marne me maza aata hai tujhe??”
Papa –“Aaah maa, aaah, bahut mast hai aappki gand, randi maa meri, lo apne bete ka land gand me, kutiya saali randi maa, kitne se land liye hai tune maa, bata na maa, mere paida hone me kitno ka hath hai.”
Maa –“Pata nahi beta, randi ke bete, tu kiska khoon hai pata bhi nahi mujhe, 6-6 laude leti thi tab main rozana, jo mil gaya usi ko de deti thi apni bhatti roti sekne ko....”
Papa –“haa Maa tu bahut chudasi maa hai meri, aaaha ahahha, mera muth nikalne wala hai maa. aaha ahahah”
Maa –“Ha beta, daal do apni maa ke gand me apna saara ras.” 

Papa ne jor jor se 10-12 jor jhatke diye, aur apna saara maal Maa ki gand me bhar diya. Ab dono shant ho gaye the main samajh gaya ki Maa ke gand me Papa ne bhar diya hai. Papa 2-3 minute tak Maa ke upar lete rahe aur unhe sahlate rahe. Fir uthkar apne land ko Maa ke gand se nikala aur bathroom ki orr chale gaye. Main niche baith gaya ki kahi Papa mujhe dekh na le. Maa kuch der usi tarah leti rahi. Jab papa bathroom se wapas aaye to Maa uthi aur bathroom me ghus gayi. Aisi chudai dekh kar main jwalamukhi sa garam ho chuka tha. Mera lava kafi bhi fut sakta tha. Maine socha, itni jaldi to ye chudai khtm ho nahi sakti hai, dusra round bhi jarur hoga. Maine socha ki yahi rahte hai, dekhte hai ki aage kya hota hai. Lekin udhar Pammi Didi bhi aane hi wali hogi.

Baaki Agale part me - Ghar ki Gaand Part-11