Ghar ki Gaand Part-11

 Ghar ki Gaand  Part-11

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-10 AapNe Padha Ab Aage     
 

Main wahi khidki par khade hokar agli chudai ki pratiksha karne laga. Maine waha se hilna bhi nahi chahta tha.
Idhar, Pammi Didi mere kamre me aane ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Pammi ne dekha ki Priya aram se so rahi hai. Pammi utthi aur apne bistar par do takiye rakh kar chadar se dhak diya. Fir, Pammi ne dhire se darwaja khola aur bahar aakar, bahar se apne kamre ko band kar diya, taki Priya agar jaag bhi jaye to bahar na aa paye.

Pammi dhire dhire Sourav ke kamre ki taraf jati hai. Jakar dekhti hai ki darwaja khula hua tha, wo andar aa jati hai aur, jaldi se darwaje ko band kar leti hai, jab Pammi picchhe palat kar dekhti hai to mera bistar khali tha. Pammi sochti hai ki shayad Sourav bathroom me hoga. Wo badh kar bathroom ke darwaja ko dhakka dekar check karti hai, lekin bathroom ka darwaja bhi khula hua tha.

Pammi ne socha ki badmash bina darwaja band kiye hi mutne gaya hoga, lekin bathroom ke andar se to koi awaz nahi aa rahi thi. Pammi ne socha ki kyu na Sourav ko mut-te hue pichhe se pakda jaye. Iss vichar se khush hokar wo bathroom me pravesh hui, lekin bathroom bhi khali tha. Pammi ko samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye kya ho raha hai.

12 baje ka time dekar Sourav khud farar hai, ye kaise ho sakta hai. Pammi ne socha ki shayad Sourav paani lane kitchen me gaya ho, lekin Computer Table par paani ki bottle bhari hui rakhi thi, to fir paani lane bhi nahi gaya hoga. Pammi Didi ne mere kamre ka darwaja khola aur guest room me check karne gayi.

Lekin guest room ka darwaja to bahar se hi band tha, to mere andar hone ka sawal hi nahi tha. Didi sochne lagi ki, ye pakka ya to kitchen me biscuit churane gaya hai ya kahi bahar nikal gaya hai ghar se. Lekin itni raat ko wo bahar kyu jayega. Kahi Sourav Maa ke kamre me to nahi hai, ho sakta hai, Maa ne bulaya ho, lekin 12 baje raat ko, jarur kuch na gadbad hai, kahi Sourav aur Papa ek saath to Maa ki chudai to nahi karte.

Shayad isliye Sourav Maa ki gand ko dekhte rahta hai, aur Maa bhi kabhi mana nahi karti. Pammi ne socha kyu na chal kar dekha jaye khidki ke fank se. Pammi h

Aise kisi ke pakadne se main dar jata hu, aur hadbada kar pichhe bhag jata ho. Maine dekha ki wo Pammi Didi thi. Maine didi ko ishara kiya ki chup rahe. Didi ne bhi kuch nahi kaha. Par Didi ko samjh me kuch nahi aa raha tha. Maine Pammi Didi ka hath pakda aur khichte hue apne kamre me le gaya. Aur apna darwaja band kar liye.
Didi –“Are kya hua, tu waha kya kar raha tha. Mujhe 12 ka time dekar waha kya dekh raha tha.”
Me –“Didi, kya khatarnak chudai chal rahi thi yaar Maa aur Papa ki, kya batau yar....”
Didi –“Tune dekha kya.... Bata kya dekha tune, aur Papa ne maa ko kaise choda ,, bata na .”
Me –“Dhire bol, maa bathroom me hai, mere kamre ke bathroom se kahi awaz udhar chali gayi to, maa aa jayegi yaha aur apni suhagraat ki laude lag jayenge.”

Didi –“Main bhi bahut muskil se rah paayi abhi tak, sham ki chudai ke baad to aur chudne ka man kar raha hai.”
Me –“Koi baat nahi, lekin, Maa ki chudai agar tu dekh leti to wahi tera boor panni chhod deta.”
Didi –“Aisa kya, itna mast chudai ho rahi thi kya.”

Me –“Are pucchho mat ab tum, chal kar dekhte hai, chal na.”

Didi –“Kahi Maa ne dekh liye to, akele pakde jao to koi baat nahi, 2-4 thappad padegi, lekin dono bhai bahan pakde gaye to acche se padegi, samjhe. main nahi jane wali.”
Me –“Chal na, 5 minute dekh kar aa jayenge, fir teri mast chudai karunga....”
Didi –“Chudai to tum aise bhi karoge, kuch special doge to jaungi.”
Me –“Kya special chahiye tujhe, apna land to already de diya hai, ab kya du. Kuch aur chahiye to bol tuhi.”

Didi –“Ha chahiye to, lekin tu promise kar tu dega hi.”
Me –“Dunga baba , dunga tu mang to sahi pahle.”
Didi –“Mujhe tera land apni gand me chahiye. Dega kya tu mujhe??”
Me –“Are Didi, mangna to mujhe chahiye tumse tumhari gand, tum khud mang rahi hai to main kyu mana karunga. Tum jab chahe apni gand marwa sakti ho mujhse, main mana nahi karunga, Pinki Promise.”

 Main aur Didi dono Maa ke kamre ke bahar khidki ke pas khade hokar kamre me jhakne lage. Maa bathroom se bahar aayi. Maa puri tarah se nangi thi, Didi bhi ek tak dekhe ja rahi thi, Main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur dono andar dekhne lage. Maa Papa ke paas aa gayi aur, Papa ka land apne hath me le liya, Papa ka land jhadne ke baad sikud gaya tha, Maa ne Papa ke land ko hath me lekar hilana suru kiya. Maa ke hath me aate hi Papa ka land fir se khada hone laga. Maa Papa ke land ko dekh kar muskura rahi thi, Papa ka land dekh kar Didi pagla gayi thi.
Didi –“Bhai, Papa ka land to bahut lamba aur mota hai. 10” lamba lag raha hai aur mota 4” hoga.”
Me –“Ha Didi, mere to bas 6” ka hai, Papa madarjaat hai na isliye, aur main muskuraya.”

Andar Maa aur Papa chudai me lage the, aur kamre ke bahar main aur Didi garam ho rahe the. Hum dono bhi dhire dhire khusfus baate kar rahe the. Fan on hone ke kaaran hamari baate Maa aur Papa nahi sun sakte the. Lekin main baar baar didi ko chup rahne ka ishara de raha tha. Papa ka land fir se tanakne laga tha, idhar mera land bhi Didi ki gand ke fanko me set ho gaya tha. Hum dono dekh rahe the aur garmi badhti ja rahi thi. Maa ne Papa ke land ko muh me lekar chusna suru kar diya.
Mera land bhi Didi ki gand ki garmi se khada ho gaya, Didi ne pichhe dekh kar muskuraya. Mera land Didi ke gand me chubh raha tha, aur Didi ko bhi maza aa raha tha. Didi bhi pichhe dhakka de rahi thi apne gand se aur mera land Didi ki naram sponge jaise gand ke daraar me ragad khane laga. Didi to aage chal rahi chudai me mast thi, aur main to double maza le raha tha. Samne Maa-Papa ke chudai ka khel chal raha tha, aur idhar mera land Didi ki gand ke fank me atka tha. Aisa maza pahle kabhi nahi aaya tha.

Maa aur Papa bhi baat kar rahe the aur asli chudai bhi suru hone hi wali thi.
Maa –“Apni maa ki gand maar kar apka land to kuch jyada hi mota ho gaya hai aaj.”
Papa –“Ha Shweta, ek bar teri maa ki gand bhi dila do darling.”
Maa –“Ji nahi, ek din me ek hi milegi, kal meri maa ki gand maar lijiyega. Ab ek baar mujhe bhi to chodiye.”

Didi ko kuch samjh me nahi aaya, to mere orr dekhne lagi. Mano puchh rahi ho ki chal kya raha hai andar. Maine Didi ki kamar pakad kar unko picche palatne se roka, aur dhire se unki kano me kaha.
Me –“Chaukne ki jarurat nahi hai, Papa Maa ko Dadi ya Nani ka role dete hai, aur fir unki gand maarte hai. Abhi Papa ne Maa ko dadi ka role diya tha, aur unki gand maari thi. Ab lagta hai Maa ko Nani banakar chodenge. Bahut bade madarchod hai Papa.”
Didi –“Aah bhai, tune sab dekha tha, sach me bahut mast chudai hogi wo, main pahle aaati to main bhi dekhti.”

Didi garam ho rahi thi aur apni gand ko mere land par uchhal rahi thi. Mera land didi ki gand ke ched me lag raha tha.
Didi –“Aise nahi karo upar se, meri gand nangi karke ragdo na meri gand me Sourav.”
Maine Didi ki baat sunte hi Didi ke paijama ko niche kar diya. Didi ne andar Panty bhi nahi pahna tha, Didi chudne ke liye puri taiyar hokar aayi thi. Didi ki gand nangi hote hi maine bhi apna
Papa –“Janu, do na apni maa ki gand mujhe.”
Maa –“Nahi, ek din me yaa to Maa milegi yaa saas, Apni maa ko to chod chuke aur ab meri maa kal se pahle nahi mil sakti.”

Papa baar baar vinti kar rahe the, Maa ka dil bhi pighal gaya aur Maa ab nani ke role ke liye taiyar ho gayi.
Maa –“Accha thik hai, lekin tum gand nahi maroge, abhi thodi der pahle hi to gand maari thi, iss baar boor chodo na.”
Papa –“Tumhari gand maine kab maari, main to apni Maa ko chod raha tha, ab tumhari maa ko chodunga, tumhari gand kaun marega, tumko marwana hai to jao apne bete ke paas marwane, main apni maa chodta hu, tum usko uski maa chodne ka mauka do.”
Papa ki baat sun kar Didi bhi puri garam ho chuki thi. Papa ki yeh baat sun kar mera land bhi jor se fufkar utha. Aisa scene na maine kabhi socha tha na dekha tha. Didi ne ek hath pichhe kar liye aur mere land ko jakad kar muthiyane lagi. Maine didi ka hath jhatak diya. Kyuki mujhe laga ki kahi mera maal nikal na jaye.

Didi gussa ho gayi. Aur jane lagi, Maine Didi ka hath pakda aur khich kar khidki par sata diya aur, unki gand par land bhida diya. Didi ne chhutne ke liye jor lagaya, par maine jor se pakad rakha tha, isliye chhut na payi. Main Didi ke gand par apna land ragadta raha aur andar dekhta raha. Udhar Papa ne Maa ko Nani ke role ke liye mana liya tha, Papa ne Maa ko doggy pose me jhuka diya aur Maa ke picche aakar Maa ki gand chatne gaye.
Didi –“Bhai ab Papa Maa ki gand marne wale hai, mauka bahut accha hai, mujhe bhi tumse gand marwana hai, jaldi se yahi ek baar meri gand maar do na.”
Me –“Kyu nahi Didi, main bhi to aaj aapki gand marna chahta tha, isliye kamre me tel bhi rakha hai katore bhi, yaha to kuch bhi lube nahi hai, aur aapki pahli baar hai to jayegi nahi.”

Didi –“Lube ki jarurat nahi hai, tum chat kar gili kar do, dekho Papa bhi Maa ki gand chat rahe hai.”
Me –“Thik hai try karta hoon. Lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki sirf chatne se jayega andar. Thodi cream ki to jarurat padegi hi.”
Main jhuk kar Didi ke gand me muh ghusa diya. Didi ki gand utha utha kar mere muh par maar rahi thi. Didi ki gand me maine apni jibh daal kar ghumana suru kiya. Samne chalte Maa-Papa ki chudai aur mere gand chatne se Didi ko double maza mil raha tha. Wo puri tarah se chudne ke liye chatpatane lagi. Papa bhi ab Maa ki gand chat chuke the. Papa Maa ke pichhe khade hokar Maa ki gand me land daalne lage aur idhar main Didi ko jhuka kar unke gand me land daalne ki kosis karne laga.

Papa aur Maa ki chudai mast chal rahi thi. Didi bhi jhuk kar land lene ke liye taiyar thi. Maine dekha Papa Maa ke gand ke land daal chuke the. Maine bhi Didi ke gand par land sata kar ek halka sa dhakka mara. Didi ki gand itni gili nahi thi ki Land le sake.
Me –“Didi, tumhari gand sukhi hui hai, nahi jayega andar. Kuch to chiknai lagana hi hoga.”
Didi –“Aise hi sukhi gand maro na meri bhai, suna hai sukhi gand marwane me jyada maza aata hai.”
Me –“Kya khak maza aata hai, pura fat jayega tera gand sukhe marwaogi to. Chal bhi nahi sakogi kal pakka.”
Didi –“Mujhe sukhi hi marwani hai, andar nahi ja rahi hai to thoda thuk laga le na, boor me daalne se pahle to thuk hi to lagaya tha.”
Me –“Are boor aur gand me fark nahi hai kya?”
Didi –“Mujhe nahi pata, sukhi marna hai to maro, nahi to main chali.”
Me –“Jaogi to ye Maa ki chudai kaise dekhogi.”
Didi –“Chodo na itna discussion kyu kar rahe ho.”

Maine Didi ko jhukaya, aur Didi ki kamar pakad kar unki gand me apna supada rakh diya aur jor ke 3-4 dhakke laga diye. Jaise unki boor fati thi, usi tarah gand bhi fat gayi. Lekin kisi tarah 3” land Didi ki gand me ghus gaya tha, Didi kasmasa uthi. Lekin, muh se koi awaz nahi nikal sakti thi. Dard ke mare Didi thartharane lagi. Maine Didi ki gand ko sahlate hue 2 aur dhakke laga diye, 4” land andar ja chuka tha, Didi ab mere giraft se nikalne ki kosis kar rahi thi. Main Didi ke kamar ko jakad kar dhana dhan 1-2-3 aur jhatke laga diye, Didi ke aankho se aanshu tapakne lage, main to bas apna muth girana chahta tha, bahut der se land paresan tha maa ki chudai dekh kar, aur aise samay me Didi khud apni kori gand marwane chali aaye to ye to unki hi galti hui na. Didi ko apni galti ki saja mil rahi thi.

Maine Didi ke anshuwo ki parwah naa karte hue 2 aur dhakke laga diye. Didi ka dard kam nahi ho raha tha, balki aur badhte ja raha tha. Didi ki gand to puri tarah se fat chuki thi, sukhi gand marwane ki zidd ne Didi ko aise haalat me la diya tha ki, wo kuch bol bhi nahi sakti thi. Main bhi kya karta, 2 minute tak main aise hi khada raha gand me land daale. Fir Didi ki dono chucchhiyo ko haatho me lekar sahlane laga. Chuchiyo ko sahlane se Didi ko kuch rahat mili. ab wo apna dard bhul rahi thi, aur maza le rahi thi. Maine samay na gawate hue dhire dhire dhakke lagane suru kar diye. Gand sukhi hone ke karan land aache se fisal nahi rahi thi.
Me –“Bola tha na, bahut dard hoga sukhi gand marwane me tujhe.”
Didi –“Bahut maza aaya bhai, dard me kuch baat hai. Rula diya tumne fir se. Bahut gande ho tum.”
Me –“Abhi kaha Didi abhi to puri chudai baki hai.”

Didi ne bhi ab kamar uchhalna suru kar diya tha. Wo bhi josh me aane lagi thi. Ab unhe dard ka ahsash kam tha, maine bhi mauke ka fayda uthaya, aur jhuk kar jhatke marna suru kar diya. Didi dhire dhire sisiyane lagi, gand itni sukhi thi ki land chalana bhi muskil ho raha tha, lekin meri randi Didi ka shauk bhi koi kam to nahi tha. Land bhi jalne laga tha sukhi gand marne me, pata nahi kis gadhe ya gadhi ne ise ye baat batayi thi. Maine Didi ke boor se tapak rahe paani ko haath me liya aur apne land par lagane laga, didi ke boor ke pani se kuch to gili hui Didi ki gand. Maine land ko bahar nikala aur thuk diya land par, land ko chikna banaya aur fir se Didi ki gand me pel diya. Didi ko ab maza aane laga tha, gand ke fatne ka dard bhul kar wo land ka maza lene lagi thi.
Aaj to maza hi aa gaya, Didi ki kori boor ki seal bhi kholi sham ko, aur ab Didi ki gori gori kori gand bhi chod raha hu, Maa ki gand marai bhi dekhne ko mil gaya, aur kya chaiye tha. Mujhe mano sarvasv mil gaya ho. Lekin kahte hai na, jab milta hai to chappar faad kar milta hai. Abhi kuch aur bhi milna baki hi tha. Kya????

Mai Maa ki gand marai dekhte hue sata sat Didi ki gand maar raha tha, Didi bhi chup chap land kha rahi thi. Shartiya unhe bhi maza aa raha tha. Udhar Papa bhi Maa ko saas ke role me uda uda kar chod rahe the. Main Maa ko chudte hue dekhne laga aur chudai ka double maza lene laga. Maa ab tarah tarah ki galiya de rahi thi, aur Papa jor jor se Maa ki gand maar rahe the.
Maa in MIL mode (Mother-in-law)–“aaah, haa, chodo meri maa ki gand Kailash. Meri randi maa ko tumhare land ki bahut jarurat hai, Kailash.”
Papa –“Ha, sasu maa, apki gand bahut tight lag rahi hai, maza aa gaya apki gand maar kar.”

Maa –“Madarchod, apni maa ko bhi chodta hai aur biwi ki maa ko bhi chodta hai. Biwi ki chudai kyu nahi karta hai re harami.”
Papa –“Kya bolu sasu maa, meri biwi to ek number ki randi hai, uski bhari gando ko mere land se aaram hi nahii milta hai, uski gand ko sukun bas apne bete ke land se hi mil sakta hai. Lekin darti hai Sali randi ki bete se kaise chudaye.”
Maa(MIL) –“Ha Shweta ko kitni baar bola hai ki chudwa le apne bete se, Uska pati jab itna bada madarchod hai to bete me bhi kuch gun to honge ki. To bolti hai ki uska to land abhi bahut chhota hoga, meri gand ki khaaj mita nahi payega…”
Papa –“Nahi, sasu maa mujhe mere bete par pura bharosa hai, wo pakka apni chudaas maa ki khujli mita dega puri tarah se. Ek baar apni beti ko mere bete se chudne to dijiye.”

Maa(MIL) –“Chhod wo sab beta, pahle apni saas ki gand ko pahle shant kar de tu ab, aaah, madarchod Kailash, Maa Biwi Saas sabko chodta rahta hai, bata apni beti ko kab chodega re. Betochod bhi banega na tu.”
Papa –“Haa, maa apni beti ko bhi chodenge jab tum dilwa dogi. Aahh Pammi, lo apne Papa ka land gand me, ghap ghap....”
Papa Pammi Didi ka naam le le kar chod rahe the Maa ki gand, Pammi Didi ye sun kar aur bhi uttejit ho gayi ki uske Papa use chodna chahte hai. Pammi Didi mere aur sar ghuma kar mere chehre ko dekhne gayi ki meri pratikriya kya hai. Lekin, main to apne dhun me Didi ke gand bajaye ja raha tha, Maine dekha ki Didi jaise kuch kahna chahti ho. Maine Didi ke pith kar jhuk kar Didi ki kano me kaha.
Me –“Kya hua meri randi didi, kuch bolna hai kya. Dard jyada ho raha hai to bolo rok deta hua dhakke lagana.”
Didi –“Nahi, mat roko, ghopte jao mere gand me apna musal jaisa land. Bhai, tu thik bol raha tha ki Papa bhi mujhe chodna chahte hai. Dekho Papa mera naam lekar Maa ki gand chod rahe hai.”

Papa ab apne saas ke bare me bhul kar Pammi Didi ke naam par Maa ki gand bajane lage. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar chudwa rahi thi. Papa ne cream ki bottle utha kar kholi aur apne land par cream ki bunde girane lage, Papa ka chiknai paar aur tez chalne laga, ab Papa humach humach kar Maa ki gand maar rahe the.
Maa –“Kailash, apni beti ke naam se to tum bahut uttejit ho gaye ho. Lagta hai ab Meri gand se jyada tumhe tumhari beti acchi lagne lagi hai.”
Papa –“Ha Shweta, teri beti hai hi itni mast maal ki mera land jhumne lagta hai uski gand dekh kar. Kaise wo apni gand matka matka kar chalti hai puri ghar me.”
Maa –“Aur meri gand par dhyan nahi jata hai kya tumhara. Sirf apni beti ki gand dekhte raho, idhar apni Maa aur meri Maa ko chodo. Mera number to kabhi aata hi nahi hai.”
Papa –“Isliye to bolta hu, chuda le apne bete se, wo bhi khush ho jayega, Pata nahi usne aaj tak kabhi muth bhi mari hai na nahi. Teri to lottery lag jayegi Darling.”

Papa ke muh se apne bare me baate sunkar main khud ko rok nahi paaya. Aur, Didi ki kamar ko jor se pakad kar jhadne laga. Jor jor se do char jhakte lagaye aur apna sara muth Didi ki gand me bhar diya. Main nidaal hokar Didi ki pith par gir pada. Kamre ke andar Papa bhi apni beti Pammi Didi ko chod rahe the, Papa ne tabadtod dhakke lagaye 2 minute tak aur aur kaanpte hue Maa ke pith par let gaye. Main samajh gaya ki Papa ka kaam bhi ho gaya.. Main aise hi 2 minute Didi ki pith par leta raha. Papa bhi Maa ke pith par lete the. Aisa to maine kabhi socha bhi nahi tha, lekin aaj bahut maza aaya sach me. Papa Maa ke upar se uthe, Maa ko baho me uthaya, aur Dono ek saath bathroom me ghus gaye.

Main Didi ke upar se utha. Didi bhi uth khadi hui, Dono ne apne kamde thik kiye. Aur, mere kamre ki aur chal pade. Tabhi maine kuch aisa dekha ki acchambhit rah gaya. Maine Didi se uss orr dekhne ka ishara kiya. Didi ne meri nigaho ka pichha karte hue khidki par nazar daali. Didi bhi sakpaka gayi, aur jaldi jaldi apne kapde thik karne lagi. Khidki Par Priya khadi thi, wo bhi aardhnagn sthiti me. Paiya kisi table ya stool par khadi thi sayad, aur khidki ke upari hisse se hume dekh rahi thi. Saath hi saath apne boor ko ragde ja rahi thi. Priya ko ye ahsash bhi nahi tha ki hum use dekh rahe hai. Apne ghar ke chudai mahotsav ko dekh kar Priya unmatt hokar apne boor ka paani nikalne me jutti thi. Humne socha ki ye kya besharmi hai. Hume dekh kar bhi ruk nahi rahi hai, ragde ja rahi hai.

Khidki ke palle band hone ke karan awaz to nahi aa rahi thi, lekin dekh kar saaf pata chal raha tha ki Priya siskiya bhar rahi hai. Maine Didi ki orr dekha aur Didi ne meri orr. Dono ek dusre se kuch puchhna chahte the. Maine dekha ki Priya ki aankhe band thi, aur wo puri masti me apni muniya ko ragde ja rahi thi. Isse pahle ki Priya aankhe khole aur usko ye pata chale ki humne use dekh liya hai. Hame waha se nikal jana chahiye tha. Pammi Didi ne mujhse kuch bolne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki maine Didi ki muh daba kar chup kara diya. Aur, Didi ka hath pakad kar khicha. Didi ko pakad kar main apne room le aaya. Aur darwaja band kar diya. Ab saikado sawaal aise the, jiska uttar ya to Didi ko dena tha ya Priya hi sahi sahi bata sakti thi.
Me –“Didi, apne Priya ko nind ki goli di thi na, fir wo kaise jag gayi.”
Didi –“Shayad goli ka asar 2 ghante hi ho. Shyad usne doodh piya hi na ho.”
Me –“Ye kaise ho sakta hai, khali glass to apne khud wapas liya tha usse.”
Didi –“Lekin maine use, doodh pite hue nahi dekha tha. Ho sake usne doodh khidki se bahar fek diya ho.”
Me –“Ho sakta hai, agar aisa hai to bahar doodh ke girne ke nisaan to honde na. Chalo chal kar dekhte hai.”

Didi –“Sourav ye CID ka episode nahi chal raha hai ki hum har baat ki baariki se janch kare, aur aise bhi ye jaan kar hume milega kya, ki Priya ne doodh khidki se feka tha, ya, Commode me daal kar flush kar diya tha. Ab sacchhai ye hai ki Priya ne hame dekh liya hai Balam-Pichkari khelte hue. Aur, ye sab tumhare zidd ka natija hai. Naa tum waha jate, aur na mujhe le jate. Aur, naa hi mujhe apni gand baramade me marwani padti. Aur naa hi Priya hame dekhti.”
Me –“Didi, ye bas ek ittefaq hai ki humlog aaj waha the, ho sakta hai Priya rozz Maa Papa ki chudai dekhti ho khidki se, aur, aaj hamari maujudgi se usse bonus scene ka gift mil gaya. Yaa ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aapne Priya ko sab kuch pahle hi bata rakha tha, aur Priya ko nind ki goli dene ka natak kiya ho.”
Didi –“Bro, tum mujh par shak kar rahe ho, main itne pyar se gand marwa rahi thi tumse, aur tum mujh par hi ilzaam laga rahe ho. How mean you are bro???? Disgusting thoughts???? Maine agar Priya ko bataya hota to waha chudne kyu jaati, aur agar mujhe pata hota ki Priiya hame dekh rahi hai to, main ek na ek baar to udhar dekhti hi na. Aur, tumko pata chal hi jaata.”
Me –“Oh hell, Ab kya hoga kahi Priya ne Maa ko bata diya to, Tum apne kamre me jao yaar, nahi to kahi Priya yaha aa gayi to kya jawaab denge usko.”

Didi –“Kaise jau apne room, wo to puchhegi pakka ki kaha gayi thi. Kya bolungi? Ajib tarike se fas gayi hu main to. Udhar Chotti Bahan se nazre bhi nahi mila sakti aur idhar mera chodu bhai mujh par hi shak kar raha hai. Main to dono taraf se gayi. Kori kori Boor aur kori kori Gand dono dene ke baad bhi tujhe mujh par yakeen nahi hai, Sourav. Kitna bada madarchod hai tu dikh raha hai.”
Me –“Didi, gussa mat ho, ab jab Priya ne dekh hi liya hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai. Hum to koi action le nahi akte, ab uske move ka hi wait karte hai. Dekhte hai ki wo kya karti hai. Aise bhi use ye pata nahi hai ki humne usse dekh liya tha. Wo to apni Boor ghisne me busy thi. Agar hum usse kuch bhi na bole to usse kuch pata hi nahi chalega, aur Maa ko bolna ya na bolna to sab uss par depend karta hai. Aur, aise bhi, maza to usne bhi liya hai, hamari chudai to dekhi hi dekhi, Maa aur Papa ki chudai bhi dekhi hai. Agar Priya ne Maa se sikayat ki to bol diya jayega ki isne hi hame bataya tha ki khidki se Maa-Papa ki chudai dikhti hai, aur wo kai baar dekh chuki hai.”
Didi –“Aise to teeno ki gand maregi fir, tum bachane ka plan bata rahe ho marane ka, tum apna dimaag to rahne hi do, mujhe hi kuch sochna hoga. Nahi to tere dimaag se kuch der aur chali to pata nahi aur kya kya ho jaye. Bada shauk tha na Maa ki gand ki chudai dekhne ka. Khud to double double maza liya to fasa diya mujhe.”
Me –“Kya didi, maza to aapne bhi 2 x double liya hai, ek taraf Maa ki chudai to dekhi so dekhi hi, Priya ki chut bhi to dekhi na, Aur, aapko to ye bhi pata chal gaya hai ki Papa aapko chodna chahte hai. Ab bas aapko haath badhana hai aage, fir to aapko 9” ke land ka maza milne lagega, fir aap mere iss chhote se land ko bhul jayengi.”

Didi mere bistar par baith gayi. Aur maine computer on kiya. Xossip.com par logon kiya, aur apni aage ki kahani update karna suru kiya. Ab response dekhte hai update ka, ki kaisa aata hai. Main man hi soch raha tha ki maine iss update ka naam to rakha tha “Kamre ke andar Maa, kamre ke bahar Didi”. Lekin, Pooja ke akasmat pravesh ne to shirshak hi badal daala.
Iska shirshak to “Kamre me Maa, Baramade me Didi, Khidki par Bahan” hona chahiye tha. Par jo bhi ho, kahani solid ja rahi thi, aise hi chalti rahegi. Samay ke sath aur garmi badhne ke aasar hai....

Main aur Didi mere room me baate kar rahe the. Papa aur Maa ki mast chudai bhi ho chuki thi, jiska aankho dekha haal aapne pichhle update me suna. Maine Didi ki boor aur gand dono maar li thi, Didi ki Boor ka bhujia aur Gand ka Golgappa ban chuka tha. Didi ki sukhi gand chudai se mere land ka bhi bura haal tha. Kahi kahi se kat sa gaya tha, isliye condom lagana jaruri hota hai yaar. Agli baar se kori maal ko chodte waqt condom jarur lagaunga. Lekin, yaar fir mere land ko khoon chakhne ko nahi milega. Fat-te hue Boor ke taaza taaza khoon ka land me lagna kitna mazedar hota hai, ye to sarvzyat hai. Mujhe iss par koi bhi tika tippani karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.

Khair, Koi baat nahi. Didi ki itni damdaar chudai ke baad bhi kahi koi kasar baki rah gayi thi kya ab. Didi ke chehre par khusi to dikh rahi thi, lekin sath hi sath ess baat ka daar bhi tha ki kahi Priya kuch gadgad na kar de. Didi ab roz chudna chahti thi. Mere kamre me pada wo tel ka katora unchuwa hi rah gaya. Didi ne table par rakhe room freshner ki bottle utha yi aur, kamre ke kono me spray kar diya. Room sugandh se bhar gaya. Pata nahi ab Didi kya karna chahti thi. Par shayad didi ki kuch icchha ab bhi baki hi thi.

Didi –“Sourav, mast chudai ki tune to meri aaj. Sham se raat tak maza diya, aisa to maine sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki, apne hi bhai ke land se meri pahli chudai hogi. Lekin jo bhi hua sahi hua, bahut aram ho gaya dil me.”
Me –“Dil me aram to mil gaya, par teri boor aur gand ki halat kaisi hai. Dard to nahi hai na.”
Didi –“Thodi si dard to kar rahi hai, lekin sab thik ho jayega.”
Me –“Didi, itna halke me mat lo, dekhne do mujhe kya haal hai tere boor ka.”

Didi –“Haa dekh lo, tumhe bhi to pata chalna chahiye, ki teri land ne kaise jeet haasil ki hai. Ess jit ke liye koi medal bhi to nahi milega bhai.”
Me –“Bahanchod ka tagma hi kaafi hai Didi. Certified Bahanchod ho gaya hu main aaj.”
Didi –“Bol to aise rahe ho, jaise kitni badi degree mil gayi ho. Sharm bhi nahi aati tumhe.”
Me –“Kahe ki sharm. Jab tum apna chonga utha kar mujhse marwane aayi thi, to tumhe sharm aayi thi kya.”
Didi –“Haa, aur tumne mere chonge ko baja baja kar bhopu bana diya hai. Dekho kaisi fadak rahi hai meri muniya.”
Me –“Didi ab tum ladki nahi rah gayi ho, aurat ban chuki ho, ab tere gand ka ubhar aur badhega. Jise dekh kar sabki muth tapak jayegi. Aise hi Papa tujhe chodne ke liye chhatpata rahe hai, ab to unko bardast bhi nahi hoga.”

Didi –“Tere 6” ke land ne mere boor ka ye haal kiya hai, Pata nahi Papa ke land se kya hoga.”
Me –“Kuch nahi hoga, ab tum Papa kya gadhe ka land bhi le sakti ho. Haa bas thoda dard hoga. Fir to aram se ucchhal ke logi.”
Didi –“Baad ka baad me sochenge, lekin abhi to boor aur gand dono fulkar cupcake ban gayi hai. 2-4 din to dard rahega kam se kam.”
Me –“Dekhne to do ki kya haalat hai, tere stadium ki. Ab dono end se batting hui hai to pitch thodi rukhdi to hogi hi na. Fir, agle din roller chalega aur pitch plain. Ye to har match ke baad hota hai Didi.”
Didi –“Rukhdi pitch par hi to spinners ko madad milti hai. Tune dono innings me acchi batting ki hai bhai. Lekin, ab T20 khelne se man nahi bharta, ab mujhe Test Match ki icchha hoti hai bhai.”
Me –“Ek hi din ke chudai ne teri bhukh itni badha di hai ki tujhe panch-divasiya chudai ki aawashyakta ho rahi hai. Pata nahi Papa ke land se khelne ke baad tumhari ranking ka kya hoga.”

Didi –“Kuch nahi hoga, Maa se niche hi rahegi meri ranking hamesa. Maa to regularly do baar gand marwati hai. Mera to ek hi baar me haalat kharab hai.”
Me –“Maine kitni baar bola tha, ki kuch laga leta hoon, lekin tumhe hi sukhi gand marwane ka shauk tha na. Khud ki gand to fadwai hi fadwai sath me mera land bhi chhil diya.”
Didi –“Bhai Kele ka chhilka hata kar hi khana chahiye na. Isliye chhilka hata rahi thi.” Didi hasi.
Me –“Ye kela chhilka ke sath hi khaya jata hai Didi. Ab aao bistar par let jao, dekhne do mujhe tumhare boor ki haalat.”


Didi bistar par let gayi. Main bhi bistar par chad gaya. Aur, ek hi jhatke me Didi ke paijama ko utar diya. Didi ki chikni nangi tange aur boor ke baal dikhne lage. Maine Didi ki dono tango ko pakad kar thoda failaya, aur gardan niche karke boor ko paas se dekhne ki kosis ki. Didi ki boor buri tarah se lal ho chuki thi. Kaafi fuli hui bhi lag rahi thi, tabadtod chudai ki wajah se Didi ki boor ki pankhudiya sooz kar halki gulabi se gahre laal rang ki ho gayi thi. Maine socha thoda daba kar dekhta hu, dard hoga to Didi rokegi hi. Maine apni tarjani ungli se boor ke bahri hisse ko chhuwa. Aur, halke se dabaya. Didi dard se sisiyayi. Didi ki boor ful kar cupcake si ho gayi thi. Abhi to hath lagana bhi sahi nahi tha, maine Didi ki boor ke bahri hisso ko daba kar check kiya ki kahi dard jyada to nahi hai. Har dabav par Didi ke muh se aah aah ki awaz nikal jati thi.

Me –“Didi, tumhari boor to suz kar buri tarike se lal ho gayi hai, mujhe nahi lagta ki 2-3 din tak tum land le paogi dubara. Aur, lena bhi nahi chahiye.”
Didi –“Ha, halka halka dard bhi ho raha hai chalne par. Par koi baat nahi hai, kal subah tak thik ho jayegi.”
Me –“Didi, tumhari gand ki bhi aisi hi haalat ho gayi hogi, dekhne do to kya haal hai.”
Didi ne tange upar hawa me utha kar mujhe apni gand dikhayi. Didi ke gand ka ched lal surkh ho chuka tha. Mano, hath lagate hi khoon nikla aayega. Maine samajh gaya ki jo bhi ho 2 din tak Didi ko aram karna hi chahiye. Nahi to dard se wo uth bhi nahi payegi aur Maa ko pata chal jayega.

Me –“Didi sakht aram ki jarurat hai 2 3 din tak. Tisre din hi ab kuch ho sakta hai tumhari boor ka, Iss bich tumhe ragadna bhi nahi hai. Main thodi tel laga deta hu tumhari boor aur gand par. Tel lagne se thoda dard kam hoga.”
Didi –“Ha, thodi maalis kar do, janghe bhi daard kar rahi hai. Pahle din hi kuch jor ki chudai ho gayi. Shayad aaj gand nahi marwana chahiye tha.”
Me –“Bilkul, boor fatne ke baad tumne hi zidd ki thi gand marane ki, nahi to mai to boor hi chodna chahta tha Didi.”
Didi –“Ek baar chud kar itni lal ho gayi, agar dubara chod dete meri PUKU (telegu for boor) ko, to pata nahi kya haal hota hai. Thik hua ki dusri baar gand me hi liya. Warna tum to gadhe ke jaise chod dete aur main pakka kal chal nahi pati.”

Maine Tel ki katori utayi, aur dono hatho me tel lekar didi ki boor aur gand par halke halke lagane laga. Main bahut halke hatho se Didi ki boor ki maalis kar raha tha. Didi ko kuch aram mila mere aisa karne se. Didi ki jangho me bhi dard tha, to maine Didi ki dono tango ko sidha kar diya, aur dher sara tel lekar Didi ki moti moti chikni jangho par ragane laga. Didi ki moti moti janghe kele ke ped ke tane si lag eahe the. Bilkul chikni, baal na namo nisaan nahi. Lagta hai Didi ne picchhe din hi waxing hi hogi. Maine dono hatho se Didi ki jangho ki naap li. Dono hatho se pakadne ke baad bhi 6 inch ki duri thi dono angutho ke bich. 22” se 24” hogi Didi ki janghe. Dono hatho se pakad kar maine Didi ki jangho ko pakda, aur upar niche karne laga. Aisa lag raha tha ki maine haathi ka land pakad rakha hai, aur muth maar raha hu.
Didi –“Ha ha ha, Bhai kya kar raho ho upar niche, Tel laga rahe ho ki sadka maar rahe ho.”
Me –“Didi sadka maarne ki hi soch raha hu, lekin itna mota land kiska hota hai. Blue whale hi hota hoga.”
Didi ne soft soft jangho ki maalis ke baad maine boor aur gand par ungliya chalana suru kar diya. Thoda tel aur daala aur dhire dhire ragane laga. Jisse Didi ka dard kam hota gaya. Soozi hui boor aisi lag rahi thi jaise 1 hafte tak ab kisi kaam ki nahi hai. Maine hi ye haal kiya tha Didi ki boor ka to mujhe hi thik karna tha. Tabhi fir se chodne ho milti. Nahi to fir kisi aur boor ka intezam karna hoga.

Baaki Agale part me - Ghar ki Gaand Part-12