Ghar ki Gaand Part-8

 Ghar ki Gaand  Part-8

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-7 Aap Ne Padha Ab Aage     

Main apni Pammi Didi ki aankho me vasna ki dorre saaf dekh raha tha, jo unki aankho ko surkh laal bana rahe the, Pammi Didi ko jyada der tadpane ka matlab tha ki kisi aur ke hatho me Pammi Didi ki boor soupna. Didi itni chusadi ho chuki thi ki kisi na kisi se marwa hi leti agar main jaldi unhe nahi chodta to. Aur agar didi Papa se chudti bhi to usse pahle mujhse chudne ki iccha thi unki. Ab pahli baar chudne wale ki har icchha puri ki jati hai, aisa niyaam hai mere hisaab se. Pahli baar chudne wali ladki ki har icchha main apne sar-aankho par rakhta hoon, kam se kam ek din to ho, jab wo apni icchha anusaar chude, fir baad me to use rakhail ban-na hi hai, aur mere saare hukum bajane hi hai. Isliye unki zindagi ki gulami ke badle ek din ki marmarzi to de hi sakta tha main.

Sham ke 4 baje main ghar pahucha. Dophar ko kuch nahi khaaya, bhukh se pet me chuhe daud rahe the, kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki karoon to karoon kya. Maine apne kapde khole jaldi se aur dress bhi change kar liya. Main jaldi se Pammi Didi ke pas gaya aur bola –
Me –“Didi, kya kiya aapne subah bathroom me. Ragda ya nahi boor apni. Paani nikala ya paani daal diya.”
Pammi Didi –“Ragda to bhai, lekin tu kab ragdega mujhe, ab der mat kar jyada.”

Meri didi bhi mere hi jaise kuch ishaqmizaz hai, har situtation ko gaane me batane ki unki bhi aadat hai hi. Jiska jawaab maine bhi song me hi diya.
Pammi Didi –“Apne hi rang mein mujhko rang de..... Dheeme dheeme rang mein mujhko rang de....
Saundhe-saundhe rang mein mujhko rang de..... Rang de na, rang de na, rang de na.. aa.....”
Me –“Ek bhi saans alag nahin leni..... Khich lena praan tan ke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....
O rangrej tere rang dariya mein..... Doobna hai bas tera banke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....”

Pammi Didi –“Khana laga deti hoon, kha lena pahle, main apne kamre me tera intezar karoongi.”
Me – “Ok Didi, main 5
Meri nazar wapas jate hue Didi ki matakt gand par hi gadi thi. Maine jaldi se kahana khaya, aur Didi ki kamre ki taraf bhaga. Maa kahi dikhayi nahi de rahi thi, shayad gand matka-matka kar bazaar gayi hogi.
Me –“Didi, maa dikhayi nahi de rahi hai. kahi gayi hai kya??”
Pammi Didi –“Bazaar gayi hai, jaldi se kuch kar na bhai. Aag lagi hai badan me. Kuch to thanda kar.”
Me –“Abhi to koi bhi aa sakta hai, pata nahi kab Priya aa jaye, achanak Maa bhi aa sakti hai.”
Pammi –“darwaza band kar de, aur jaldi se kuch bhai, without risk no gain, dear...”
Me –“Thik boli Didi. I agree.”

Maine jaldi se darwaja band kar diya. Aur, Didi ki aur lapka. Main bhi bahut der se chhatpata raha tha kuch masalne ki liye, mauka milte hi maine Didi ki doodho ko dhar dabocha, Didi mere achanak hamle ke liye taiyar nahi thi. Wo siskar uthi. Uski sisak me maze aur dard ka ek balanced mishran tha.
Pammi Didi –“Aram se Sourav, aise utawale mat do.”
Me –“Didi, mat roko, tumhe nahi pata, tumko chodne ke liye kitni bechain hoom main. Jaldi se salwar kholo na.”
Pammi Didi –“Are, badi jaldi hai tujhe, itni asani se nahi chudungi mai, Meri pahli chudai to special honi chahiye na Saurav.”

Maine der na karte hue didi ne kapde utarne suru kiye. Kurta, Spaghetti aur Salwar jhatt se alag kar diye Didi ke badan se. Abhi unka color batane ka time nahi tha mere paas. Main bas Didi ko jalsi se bhokiyana chahta tha, dono ki garmi charam par thi. Didi bhi kafi der se jal rahi thi. Didi ne bhi mere sarir se kapde nochne suru kar diye. Dekhte ho dekhte main aadamjaat nanga ho gaya. Didi besharam hog ayi thi, usne meri underwear tak nahi choodi, ek hi baar me mujhe puri tarah se nanga kar diya. Didi ke sarir par bas bra ar panty bachi thi, Didi ki bra panty normal white color ki thi. Sayad Didi nahi janti thi ki, aj unka encounter aisa hoga mere se. Nahi to pakka designer inners pahanti wo.

Maine bhi Didi ki normal white bra panty ko normal value hi diya aur khich kar alag kar diya. Didi ab puri tarah langti ho chuki thi. Didi ko aadamjaat langte dekh kar mera land kaboo se bahar ho gaya. Didi sab kuch pahle se janti thi. Sex theory me wo bhi mere jaisa kafi educated hai. Bas practical abhi suru kiya hai didi ne. Didi ne jhat se mera land tham liya apne mulayam hatho me. Aur, dhire dhire muthyane lagi. Didi ke hath se sat-te hi mere samaan fanfana utha, aur apne original size me aa gaya, mere tanke hue land ko dekh kar didi dar gayi.
Pammi Didi –“Itna lamba, mota bhi bahut hai tera Sourav.”
Me –“Ha didi, bas 3.5” mota hai, aap aram se le logi, tension mat lo.”
Pammi Didi –“Nahi Sourav, mujhe to maja ayega tumhare mote land se chudne me.”
Me –“Didi tum bahut sexy ho, mujhse control nahi ho raha hai Didi.”

Didi ka gora badan mujhe pagal kar raha tha. Pammi didi ki size 34-30-34 hai, gora badan sangmarmar ki tarah chamak raha tha, samanya se ball ki jaise kadak kadak chuchiyan, patli kamar aur ubhrati hui gand 34 ki, mujhe madhosh kar rahe the. Didi Ajanta-Ellora ki gufao ki nang murtiyo si sex ki devi pratit ho rahi thi. Itni sudol badan ko jakad kar mera land to thanthana utha tha. Gala sukh raha tha, maine Didi ke hotho par apne hoth jama diye, aur chusna suru kiya. Didi ne bhi apna gulabi lips khol kar mere jibh ko andar daal liya. Didi ki dono chuchiyon ko maine hatho me bhar liya aur dabane laga, khade hone ki wajah se didi ke sarir par meri pakad kamjor hui, kyuki mere hath to didi ki chuchiyon par vayast the. Maine Didi ko deewar par sta diya, aur Didi ke jangho ke bich apna land ghusa diya.
Didi ne mere land ko hath se pakda. Aur, apne boor ke upar ragadne lagi. Didi mere land ko apne boor par ragde ja rahi thi. 

Ragad itni hard thi ki mano mera land jhad jayega. Shayad didi ko ragadne se hi maza aata hai, aadat si ho gayi hai didi ko ragadne ki. Unko asli chudai ke maze ka zyan hi nahi hai. Maine didi ko ulta kiya aur deewar par daba diya. Fir maine picche se didi ki dono chuchiyo ko pakaad kar masla. Chuchiyo ke dono nipples par chutkiya kati. Didi sisiyane lage.... Aur apna right picche karke mere land ko pakad liya. Aur apne jangho ke bich daba liya. Left hand se didi ne mere land ko apne boor par rakha aur ragadna suru kar diya. Mujhe bhi maza aane laga. Maine did ko chuchiyo ko aur jor se masalna suru kiya. Didi ka maza duguna badh gaya. Wo aur jor jor se ragadne lagi mere land par apni boor ko. Maine didi ke kaan ko muh me bhar liya aur chusne laga, main didi ko betahasa chume ja raha tha, aur chuchiyo ko bhi masalta raha. Didi ko bahut maza aa raha tha.

Mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha, maine didi ko roka nahi. Didi dhanush ki tarah jhukti ja rahi thi picchhe ki orr. Mai bhi jhuk kar didi ki boor par land ragad raha tha. Achanak didi ne mere land ko chhod diya aur sidhi ho gayi. Maine didi ki chuchiyo fir se tham liya aur dabane laga. Didi ne fir se mere land ko pakda aur apne boor me bhida diya. Didi bhi bahut garam ho chuki thi, mera taapmaan bhi hadd se bahar ho rha tha. Agar iss waqt koi thermometer lagata mere muh me, to thermometer to faat hi jata. Ye garmi mujhse bhi bardast nahi ho rahi thi. Fan bhi full speed par chal rahi thi, Maine didi ke gardan ko pakad kar deewar par daba diya, aur lips ko muh me daal kar chusne laga. Didi ab bhi mere land ko ragde ja rahi thi. Achanak didi dhili se padne lagi shayad Didi skhalit hone lagi thi. Mai bhi charam par pahuchne hi wala tha, maine bhi kamar chalana suru kar diya. Land didi ke jangho ke bich fasa tha, aur naram naram boor par ragad kha raha tha. Achanak mai bekaboo ho gaya, aur mere land se garam lava fut pada. Mere land se muth nikal kar didi ke jangho se bahne laga. Kuch chiitte deewar par bhi lage. Dono jhad chuke the aur dhile pad rahe the. Maine didi ko uthaya ko bistar par gir pada. Didi bhi sikud gayi thi.

Tabhi achanak doorbell baj uthi. Ting tong ting tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai hadbada kar khada ho gaya, mai darr gaya tha, didi bhi jhat se khadi ho gayi aur bathroom ki orr bhagi. Mai bhi apne room ke orr bhaga, bhagte hue maine apne kapde utha liye. Aur, bathroom me ghus gaya, Jaldi se land ko saaf kiya aur kapde pahne, Didi bhi bathroom se nikal kar apnr room ka darwaja andar se band kar liya tha, mai bhag kar darwaja kholne gaya. Maine dhire se darwaja khola to dekha Priya khadi thi. Maine Priya se puchha –“Kaha gayi thi tum????”

Priya –“Kya bhaiya, ek to main bahar se aa rahi ho, garmi bhi itnii hai, darwaja kholne me itna late bhi kiya, aur ab andar bulana chhod kar sawaal kar rahe ho.”
Me –“O O O andar aao jaldi se. main tumhare liye kuch drink banata hoon.”
Priya muskurayi, aur boli –“Bhaiya, drink banana matlab wine daalna glass me. Boliye, colddrink laata hoon.”
Me –“Haa yaar, aate hi lecture class suru tera. Bhaiya ye nahi karo, bhaiya wo galat. chal andar aa ab.”

Main fridge ki orr badha, aur Priya hall me jakar baith gayi. Maine fridge se Maaza ki bottle nikali aur 2 glass me bhar kar hall ki orr badha. Maine ek glass Priya ki orr badhaya. Priya ne glass pakadte hue pucchha –“Bhaiya match nahi dekh rahe ho, India ka match aa raha hai, aur aap nahi dekh rahe ho, impossible.”
Me –“Are yaar, baat hi mat karo India team ki tum, kab jitega kab harega pata ki nahi, saala match dekh kar 4 ghanta kaun barbaad karega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, 4 match khela India ne, aur charo match jita hai, ab aur kya expectation hai aapki Indian Cricket Team se ki 4 me se 5 match jeet le. Kya bhaiya aap bhi na. Apne goroup me top par hai. Aur kya kar sakte hai, bechare.”
Me –“Chhod yar, chal TV on kar, remote de idhar, last kuch overs bache ho sayad.”
Priya –“Remote kaha hai, idhar to nahi hai.” Priya ne sofa ke kono me khojte hue kaha.

Me –“Idhar bhi nahi dikh raha hai, drawer me dekh, kahi kisi ne recks par to nahi rakh diya, ya fir se Maa kitchen me kahi rakh kar bhool gayi.”
Priya –“Kya musibat hai yaar, ye remote to aise gayab hota hai, jaise kisi Govt scheme ka fund ho. Bill pass hua aur fund gayab.”
Me –“Shant ho ja Priya, itna gussa nahi karte, mil jayega, yahi kahi hoga.”
Priya –“Aap pahle dhoond ka nahi rakh sakte the. Ab sara ghar remote khojte chalo. Pakka didi apne room me lekar chali gayi hogi.”

Me –“Didi ka to darwaja bhi band hai. Mujhe khana dekar darwaja band karke so gayi, pata nahi jagi bhi hai ya abhi tak so rahi hai.”
Priya –“Maa kaha hai, kahi gayi hai kya.”
Me –“ha, Didi ne bataya, bazaar gayi hai, ab tak to aa jana chahiye tha, aati hi hogi, tu ruk main dekhta hu Didi ke room me.”
Priya –“Ok, main fir baithi hoon aram se. Sahi jagah par kuch milta hi nahi ghar me to, sabkuck messed up(ast-vayast). ”

Main Didi ke room ka darwaja knock karta hoon. –“Didi, its me, Priya has came. (Didi, main hoon, Priya aa gayi hai)”
Didi –“Ok, wait just 1 sec!”
Didi ne darwaja khola, to main andar jakar idhar udhar remote khojne laga. Didi mere taraf ab bhi pyar se dekhe ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi please, don’t overreact, It happens sometimes. You know already, then also (Didi, atyadhik pratikriya mat dijiye, aisa hota hai kabhi kabhi. Aap to janti hai, fir bhi).”
Didi –“How you can be so much calm (Tum itna shant kaise ho). You ejaculated on me (Tumne mere upar virya giraya). You should tell me before cumming (Tumhe shkalan se pahle mujhe batana chahiye tha). Aur, ab kya dhoond rahe ho mere kamre me.”

Maine dekha to deewar par virya ke nishan nahi the, sayad Didi ne saaf kar diya tha. Maine didi ko dhanyawaad kaha.
Me –“Thank you didi. Bahut maza aaya mujhe to. Aur, thank you fir se, deewar saaf karke mujhe bachane ke liye, ab jaldi se remote dijiye. Priya ko match dekhana hai. nahi to match bhi khtm ho jayega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya mila kya. Ab to match bhi khtm ho jayega. Tab kya PMP (post match presentation) dekhenge.”
Me –“Nahi mila yaar, Didi chalo tum bhi remote dhoondo.”
Didi –“Remote computer table par hai. Akal to hai nahi aur yaha waha khoj rahe ho dono.”
Didi bhi bahar hall me aa jati hai. Ab didi ko dekh kar aisa bilkul nahi lag raha tha ki hamare bich kuch hua hai. Didi ab puri tarah se normal thi. Maine bhi chain ki saans li.
Didi –“Tum log dono maaza pi rahe ho, aur mujhe pucchha tak nahi.”
Priya –“Didi, aapko kisi ne roka hai kya. Glass le aayiye, aur le lijiye.”
Didi –“Saurav ja na mere liye glass le aa.”

Main utha aur didi ke liye glass ke aaya, glass me cold drink daala aur Didi ko diya. TV chalu hua, aur humlog match dekhne lage.
Priya –“Kya baat hai, bhaiya, aj to Didi ki baat ek bar me hi maan gaye. Tabiyat to thik hai na.”
Tabhi Maa ghar me in (pravesh) karti hai. Maa –“Kiski tabiyat, kya hua kis-so????”
Priya –“Kuch nahi hua kisi ko, baitho ab tum aram se pahle.”

Ab main kaise batata Priya ko ki, Didi ke boor ke liye glass kya pura kitchen bhi utha kar lana pade to le aaunga main. Hum sabhi match dekhne lage. India jeet rahi thi. It was a clear win for India, so not so interesting match. Main abhi bhi soch raha tha ki ye kaise ho gaya – Mere Land ne to Dhokha de diya.

Isse pahle aap logo ne padha ki kaise mere land ne aain waqt par dhokha diya. Aise dhokha to dono taraf se hone hi tha, itna waqt hi nahi tha ki puri chudai ho paati, ek tarah se thik hi hua ki jaldi se main jhad gaya, kam se kam kuch der ke liye shanti to mili. Udhar Bipin Pooja didi ki chudai me vayast tha to main idhar apni Pammi Didi ko puri chudai bhi na kar payaa. Abhi Maa mere saath sat kar sofe par baithi hui thi. Bipin ki baato ne mere maan me maa ke prati vichar jaga diye the. Meri Maa ke moti moti jange meri jangho se sate hue the. Abhi maa bazaar se aayi thi to badan garam tha, maine dhire se apna ek haath unki jangh par rakh diya. Maa ko to pata bhi nahi chala, sabhi match dekhne me vayast the. Maine dhire dhire maa ki jangho par hath chalana suru kar diya. Maa ne iska koi virodh nahi kiya, shayad unhe ye ehsash hi nahi tha ki main kis iraade se unki janghe sahla raha hoon.
Me –“Maa, bahut thak gayi hogi na, chalo main tumhare pair daba deta hoon, bologi to maalis bhi kar dunga.”
Maa –“Are nahi beta, abhi dher sara kaam baki hai, baad me dekhte hai. Abhi to zara bhi time nahi hai. tere Papa bhi aate hi honge.”

Didi ne mujhe chitti kati, aaouch. Didi shayad samjh rahi thi ki main kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hoon.
Pammi Didi – “Main sab samjh rahi hoon, tu kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hai, bahut bada kameena hai re tu bhai. Abhi Didi ke boor me muth giraye aadha ghanta bhi nahi hua hai ki maa ke badan se satne jage jakar. Yahi haal raha tera to, Priya ko bhi khatra hai tujhse.”
Me –“Didi, Priya abhi bacchi hai, usko kyu bich me la rahi ho, tumhare assets itne mast hi hai ki main fisal gaya, lekin Priya ke liye to main aisa soch bhi nahi sakta.”
Didi –“Nahi soch raha hai to sochna suru kar de, nahi to kahi aisa na ho ki wo bahar marwana suru kar de. Wo ab koi bacchi nahi rahi hai, jawani fut fut kar bahar aane ko tadaap rahi hai uski. Maine to kisi tarah sambhal liya tha khud ko, lekin ab zamana wo nahi rah gaya hai, 20-25 ladke dost hai uske, kisi ko bhi mauka mila to tangein utha kar pel dega usko.”
Me –“Didi, aap Priya ke liye aisa kaise bol sakti hai.”

Didi –“Kyu? Tu apne Maa ki gand marne ki soch sakta hai, aur main apni chotti bahan ka khayal bhi nahi rakh sakti.”
Me –“Really didi, you are too much, & Priya is a kid now, she needs at least 2-3 years to prepare mentally. I don’t think she even have
Didi –“Only you think so, but the truth is she is completely a ripen fruit now, which should be consume faster, otherwise someone else will suck her JUZZY mangoes (Sirf tum aise sochte ho, lekin sach ye hai ki, wo ab ek paki hui faal ban chuki hai, jisko jaldi se kha lena chahiye, nahi to koi aur uske RASBHARI aamoo ko chus lega).”

Me –“Didi, are you fantasizing her, damn you are such a slut (Didi, Kya tum uske bare me sochti ho, sachmuch tum aise hi randi ho).”
Didi –“Randi to main ho hi bhai, lekin teri randi hu re. Ab jaldi se 2-4 boond andar bhi daal de raja, booriya fadwane ke ke fadak rahi ho raja.”
Me –“Didi, jab tum hadd se jyada gandi baatein karti ho, to sachmuch mujhe bahut maza aata hai, tum meri sabse pyari randi banogi didi.”
Didi –“Dekh Maa bhi garam hai aur Priya bhi taiyar hai, pahle mera game baja acche se, meri aag mita saka, to main tera pura saath dungi Maa aur Priya ko patane me, main nahi chahti ki Priya bahar marwane jaye aur maa ke liye to 10-10 land bhi kam hi hai, tera bhi le hi legi.”

Baaki Agale part me - Ghar ki Gaand Part-9