Ghar ki Gaand Part-5

 Ghar ki Gaand  Part-5

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-4 Aap Ne Padha Ab Aage   

Bipin ne bhi apna land bahar nikal liya tha, wo apni didi ko chudte hue dekh kar muth marne laga. Bipin Pooja didi ke samne khada hota hai aakar, aur didi ko land chusne ka ishara karta hai, didi land chusne se mana kar deti hai. Aur Bipin ka land hath me lekar hilane lagti hai. Ab waqt aa gaya tha ki didi ko dono taraf se ek sath bajaya jaye.

Bipin – “Didi ab gand marwane ko taiyar ko kya, bolo to dono sath me chodte hai dono taraf se ek sath.”
Didi – “nahi yaar, bacchi ka jaan loge kya. Main do do land ek sath nahi le sakti.”
Me – “Gajab kar rahe ho yar, kal se chudna suru hi ki hai, aj double penetration lene bol rahe ho.”
Maine didi ko uthaya aur bistar par doggy pose me jhuka diya, aur piche se didi ki boor me land ghused diya, didi pahle se hi garam thi, ab dhakke lagane ka kaam mera tha, maine dhire dhire dhakke lagana suru kiya,

Didi – “Tez pelo ab, jaldi se gira do mere boor me, ab main bahut thak chuki hoon.”
Main ghapa ghap tez tezz kamar chalane laga, didi bhi gand hawa me uchhalne lagi, main didi ke boor me pele ja raha tha aur didi Bipin ka land hilaye ja rahi thi. 7
Didi – “Kya kar rahe ho!!! Bola na main land nahi chusungi. Jab main ready ho jaungi to chusungi khud-ba-khud.”
Me –“Didi, aur kitna ready hogi, already puri tarah pakki rand ban chuki ho, bas ek hafte baad tum manjhi hui randi ban jaogi. Land bhi chusna sikh hi lo ab.”

Didi –“Maine kaha na main nahi chusungi.”
Me –“Didi chusogi nahi to ek number ki randi kaise banogi. Apko randi banna hai ki nahi.”
Didi –“Ha ban na to hai, lekin uske liye chusna jaruri hai kya?”
Me – “Didi puri chinal randi ban ne ke liye apko bahut mehnat karni padegi, aise to ap hai hi randi. lekin apko baazarupan badhana hoga, kahi bhi kisi se bhi chudne ke liye apko taiyar hona hoga. Jaise jaise apki chudai hoti jayegi apka randipan badhta jayega. To chusiye aur khud ko randi savit kijiye.”

Main didi ne niche tange ghusa kar let jata hu, Bipin picche se didi ki boor thokta jata hai aur, didi mere land ko muh me lena suru karti hai.
Didi -“Bahut mota hai tumhara land Saurav, Muh me ghusta hi nahi hai. Kaise chusungi itna mota land. Khira bhi isse patla hota hai. Ye to lauki jaisa mota hai.”
Me –“Didi jab aapne boor me le liya hai to muh me bhi lena sikh lo, chalo apka muh kholo main dhire dhire daalta hoon”

Didi ne apna muh khola, aur main niche se kamar uchhalne laga, mera land didi ke muh me ghus gaya tha. Maine didi ke sar ko jor se pakda aur ghapa ghap 4-5 shot maar diye didi ke muh me. Mera land didi ke gardan tak pahuch gaya tha, didi gooo gogogo kar rahi thi, didi ko saans lene main takleef ho rahi thi, didi ne khud ko upar hatakar apne muh se mera land nikalna chaha, lekin maine jor se didi ka sar pakad rakha tha, didi ki mano saans hi atak gayi thi, maine jaldi se 2 aur shot mare aur aur apna land bahar nikal liya.

Didi mujhe chat chat marne lagi. Aur gaaliya dene lagi.
Didi –“bahanchod, itna jor se kyu pela mere muh me, pura kanth tak pahucha diya, thu thu, harami ab tera land kabhi muh me nahi lungi.”
Maine didi ke chehre par hath firate hue pyar kiya aur didi ko sambhalne ki kosis ki.

Me –“Didi ap hi bol rahi thi ki muh me ghus nahi raha hai to maine ek bar jor se thel kar rasta bana diya, ab ap aram se mera land pura kha sakti hai gardan tak. Didi, jaise boor aur gand ki chudai hoti hai waise muh ki bhi chudai hoti hai. Apne to dekha hi hoga filmo ki hero kaise randiyon ki muh me chodta hai dhana dhan.”
Didi – “are movie me to kuch bhi dikhate hai, to sach thode na hota hai.”

Me –“Didi par land to chusna originally me bhi hota hai, itna bhi false to nahi hi hota hai, Aap dridhnischay karke chusna to suru karo, ho sake suru me thoda namkeen lage, par aapko mere land ka namkeen swad jarur pasand aayega, aur fir aap mere land ko kabhi muh se nahi nikalogi.”
Didi –“Accha Saurav kosis kaarti hu, jab tum bol rahe ho to sikhna hi hoga, mujhe randi ke sare daav-pech tum logo se hi to sikhna hai. Kaun maar humko kahi bahar grahak khojne jana hai. Bas tum dono khush to main bhi tript.”
Me –“Didi tript bol kar aapne tripti bhabhi ki yaad dila di, kya gajab figure hai unki, ab to unka badan mere aankho ke samne nachne laga didi.”

Didi –“To socho tum ki tripti bhabhi ko hi chusa rahe hai, aur main puri shradhha se tumhare land ka swagat karti hoon apne mukh dwaar par.”
Saare pathakgan vichlit na ho, “Tripti bhabhi mere chachere bhai Rakesh bhaiya ki patni hai, Unka deedar bas tab hi hote hai, jab main apne gaaon jata hoon chuttiyo par pure pariwar ke sath, varna unke darshan matra ko bhi hriday lalchata rahta hai. Apitu unke kaamuk badan ke deedaar ek varsh me 1 ya 2 baar hi ho pata hai, parantu unke kaamdevi si gathilee badan ki chhavi mastisk patal par iss prakar ban chuki hai ki unki kalpana matra se Tripti bhabhi ki mukharbind ka aabash ho jata hai. Jab wo paani bharne ke liye jalstrot ko jaati hai to unki Matatki Gand ka drisya atyant chakshupriya hota hai. 

Apni aannkhe sekne ka ek bhi mauka main gava nahi sakta tab. Safalta ki bas yahi kunji hai ki aap nirantar apne mukaam ki aur agrasar rahe. Apki prayasrat hone par hi apke aur apke manjil ki doori kam hoti hai.
Ab didi ye nischit kar chuki thi ki wo mere land ko chusne ka yathashakti prayatn karegi. Iss vichar matra se mere land me rudhir ka bahav tezz ho gaya. Mere andkosh upar ki orr chadd gaye the. Mera jhurmur sa land ab kathorta ke charam par tha. Maine apna “lauh-danda” (iron-rod) didi ke hath me pakda diya, Didi ko mere land ka namkeen swad bahut pasand aaya tha isliye wo aankhe band karke mere land ko chat ne lagi. aur muh me daalne lagi.

Me –“Didi wah didi, bas ab chusti jao, jaise lollipop chusti ho. mast chus rahi ho ap. aaaha ahahah aap to janamjaat randi hai didi. Randi wale sare gun aapme pahle se hai bas chingari ko hawa dene ki jarurat hai. Aah mast chusti ho ap didi. Aaah wow didi aise hi chusti jao. Aaah madarchod didi, mast randi didi . Meri pyari pyari randi didi.”

Didi ne apna muh se land nikala aur boli – “Bahanchod tu hai hi, lekin mere muh me apna muth mat gira dena, Pinki bata rahi thi ki uske bahiya ne jabardasti usko bandh ke chusaya tha ek bar aur muh band karke apna sara muth pilaa diya tha. Ye to balatkar hua na Saurav. Lekin mujhe pata hai ki tumlog mere se bahut pyar karte ho aur meri sath kabhi jor jabardasti nahi karoge. Ha kabhi kabhi tum shararati ho jate ho, jaise abhi mere muh me tumne apna land ghuseda.”
Me –“Didi to iss baat se ab tum naraj to nahi ho na.”

Didi –“Nahi yar, main to bas aasahaz mahsus kar rahi thi isliye gusse se do char baat bol di. Varna mujhe apne bhaiyo se koi paresani nahi hai, mere bhai jo ab mere pati bhi ban chuke hai.”
Didi ke chahre par khushi ki muskan thi. Maine apna land didi ke muh me fir se ghusa diya aur dhire dhire dhakka lagane laga, main didi ka muh chodna chahta tha. Maine dhire dhire raftar badhayi aur Didi ke muh me apna land dhakelne laga. Didi ke muh me land pelne me bahut maza aa raha tha, lekin aadha land hi muh me ghus raha tha. Maine didi ke BoyCut chhote chhote baal pakde aur unko mukhchodan ka sukh dene laga. 

Ab mera land didi ke kanth me pravesh kar chuka tha, maine didi ke muh ko boor samjh kar chodna suru kar diya. Didi ki ghuti ghuti se awaz bahar nikal rahi thi. Aur main chodne ki raftar badhata gaya. Udhar picche se Bipin bhi didi ki gand sahlate hue chhapa chhapa chod raha tha. Achanak mere man me ek gana gunj utha, aise iss gana ka matlab bahut accha hai par chudai ke iss mehfil me accha-bura kise yaad hai. Mere muh se khud-b-khud wo gana nikalne laga.
Me –“Chhap chhap Didi chude, OOOOO chhap chhap Pooja didi chude....

Gol gol chuttare teri, raat bhar kash ke chude....
OOOO Raat bhar didi chude.... OO chhap chhap didi chude.”
Didi aankhe utha kar mere muh ki orr dekhne lagi. Main niche didi ki aankho me aankhe daal kar didi ka mukh chodan kar raha tha. Didi ke nazaro ne mano aisa jadoo kiya ki main manjil par pahuch gaya, ab mera muth nikalne wala tha, main khud ko rok na paya aur didi me muh me hi jhad gaya. Maine didi ke saar ko jor se pakda aur didi ke muh me apna virya chod diya.

Mera land didi ke kanth me fasa hua tha, isliye kuch muth sidha didi ke pet me chala gaya. Didi khasti hui ooo oooo karne lagi. Maine paas pada towel didi ke muh par rakh diya. Didi ne sara maal towel me thukna suru kar diya, lekin fir bhi kuch bunde didi ke pet me chali gayi thi. Muth ka namkeen swad didi ko kuch jyada pasand nahi aaya tha. Wo ajib sa muh banaye mere aur gusse se dekh rahi thi. Udhar Bipin ne bhi jor se didi ka kamar pakad kar didi ke boor me apna muth gira diya. Didi ki muh aur boor dono muth se bhar gayi thi. Ab baki thi to bas didi ka pichwade ki chudai. Jiska hona aj mumkin nahi log raha tha, kyuki mere land par didi ke dant se kat gaya tha halka sa, aur jagah jagah se chhil hi gaya tha didi ki tight boor chodne me, aur Bipin didi ki gand pahle maar nahi sakta tha, kyuki Pooja Didi ki gand ki pahli chudai ka haq mujhe tha, lekin Pooja didi abhi tak is baat se anjaan thi ki hamare bich kya deal hui hai.

Didi –“Ye kya kya tumne, mere muh me hi muth daal diya, mana kiya tha maine.”
Me –“Kyu didi accha laga kya mera muth apko, sorry didi. Apke chusne ka style hi kuch itna maadak tha ki main rok hi nahi paya. Gajabe chusti ho aap didi. Bas ek gand chudni rah gayi hai aapki, Fir to aap randi ki rani ban jayengi. Mujhe fir ek gana sujha.”
Me Singing –“>>Nach nach ke main, nach nach ke main -- muth girawa...............
>>Tere muh me main muth girawa.....

>>Oye bipin, tere DI ko main muth chakhhawa....
>> Ki teri Didi rand ban gayi... Number one rand ban gayi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bipin –“Didi, aapne to khub maza liya, ab kisi tarah Bhabhi ko mana lo na chudne ko, fir aur bhi maza aayega.”
Pooja Didi – “Kyu nahi bhai, pahle main bhaiya se chudungi, aur fir bhabhi ko tere land ka maza dungi. Lekin uske liye dher sari yojna banani padegi. Lekin bhaiya ka land lene ke liye mujhe aur chudna hoga, taki meri boor aram se unka mota land le sake.”
Me – “Didi ap sirf Bipin ki hi setting karaogi, mera bhi to kuch sochiye.”

Didi –“Dekh main kisi baharwale se chudna nahi chahti thi, lekin gujarte ghatnao ne mujhe tumse jod hi diya, pahle tumne bathroom me mujhe jhanka, fir Bipin ne meri chudai se pahle tumhe phone kiya, aur aj subah subah tum yaha aa gaye, tumne meri boor ki maalis bhi ki. Aakhir jab tum mere liye itna sochte ho to mujhe bhi tumhara khayal karna tha. Islye maine tumse chudwana uchit samjha. Fir bhi mujhe lagta hai ki kahin na kahin koi aisi baat hai jo mujhe nahi pata. Koi aise baat jarur hai.”
Me –“Didi aise koi baat nahi hai, main to bas apki chikni boor par fisal gaya tha. 

Apki gand bhi kuch kam nahi hai didi. Bahut iccha ho rahi hai, apki gand marne ki.”
Didi ne mere land ki orr ishara karte hue kaha –“Abhi tumhare laude ki halat kahrab hai, abhi mere gand ke chhote se ched me daaloge, to puri chamdi se kat jayegi. Meri gand marne ke liye bahut taiyari karni hogi tumhe. Aise bhi main pahle Bipin se gand marwaungi, kyu Bipin.”
Bipin –“Didi ab jaldi se utho, nasta karo nahi to maa andar aa jayegi, fir maa ka loda ho jayega, samjhi.”
Bipin ne apni chudasi chhinal didi ko dante hue kaha. Main samjh gaya ki ab Bipin ke ghar me jo chudai ka khel hoga wo sirf Bipin ke gharwale hi khelenge. 

Mujhe borow player ke taur par bhi upyog nahi karenge. Lekin Pooja Didi mujhse aage bhi chudne ko taiyar thi. Didi uth kar bathroom me ghus jati hai, aur main towel se apne land ko saaf karke kapde pahan leta hoon. Bipin aast vayast bistar ke chadar ko thik karta hai aur hum dono samne balcony me lage chair par baith jate hai. Tabhi kamre me Bipin ki maa ghusti hai. Unke haath me nasta ki do thaliya thi.

Bipin ki Maa –“Beta lo nasta kar lo, aur pooja kaha hai, tum log kaafi der se andar ho, kya kar rahe the, jarur subah subah kuch khel khelne lage hoge, tum log bhi na , sara din koi na koi khel chalta hi rahta hai inka.”
Aur, Bipin ki maa wapas rasoi me chali gayi, mera dhayan to apne dost ke maa ki gand par hi lagi hui thi. Kya mast chaudi gand thi Bipin ki maa ki. Pakka, uske Pitaji ne khub bajayi thi uski maa ki picchhe se, maar maar ke dukaan bana di thi unki gand ko. Main bhi kuch samaan kharidna chahta tha uski maa ki dukaan se. Par Pooja didi ke madad ke bina ye to sambhav hi nahi tha. Sayad Bipin ki maa aur bhabhi mere liye kabhi incest nahi ban payengi, hamesa mere fantasy hi rahengi..................

Pooja didi bhi ab nasta karne aa chuki thi, humne sath sath nasta kiya aur Bipin ko Pooja didi ki gand na marne ki chetawani dekar apne ghar ki aur chalne ko hua.
Didi –“Saurav, tum log kya baat kar rahe the, maine sab sun liya hai, to tum pahle meri gand bajana chahte ho, aur mera bhai bhi iske liye taiyar hai. Aur, badle me tum usko apni maa ki gand doge. Lekin tumhari maa ki gand to chudi hui hai. Tumhare papa ne hi hazzaro baar mari hogi unki pond. Fir teri mummy to acchi khasi raand lagti hai, pata nahi kitno ka land gand se nigal chuki hogi. Apni maa ki fati gand ke badle meri kori kori gand mang rahe ho, ye sauda barabari ka nahi hai, Saurav. Main nahi mati iss saude ke liye.”

Kya hamare hero ‘Saurav’ ko Pooja didi ki gori gori kori gand marne ko nahi milegi???????????
Kya Saurav ko Pooja ke chudi hui gand chodni padegi???????????
Kya Saurav apni maa ki gand Bipin se chudwa payega??????????????
Kya sab kuch Saurav ke soche mutabik hoga???????????
Ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata, jaan ne ke liye “Be tuned”....

Didi mujhse gand marane ke liye taiyar nahi thi, aur Bipin deal pakki karne ki baat par ada tha. Ab kaise dilau Bipin ko apni maa ki gand, bhale hi maa 1000 baar gand mara chuki ho, par uske badle didi ki chikni kori gand to mil hi rahi thi, Maina jib pasopesh me fasa tha, kaise maa se baat aage badhau, aur udhar kahi Pooja Didi Bipin se gand na mara le, fir to chudi hui gand milegi chodne ko, aur kabhi to kisi ki seal todne ka mauka mujhe bhi milna chahiye, boor to Pooja didi ne Bipin se khulwa liya, kahi Didi ki gand bhi mujhe nahi mili to, bahut dino tak koi unchudi maal milna muskil hi hai. Aisa mauka bar bar to aane se raha. Kuch na kuch upay to bhidana hi hoga. 

Main ise udhedbun me laga hua tha ki achanak phone ki ghanti ghanghana uthi. Maine call receive kiya –“Hello!!”
Caller -“Hello, main bol rahi hoon”
Me - “Main kaun, naam nahi bataiyega to kaise pata chalega.”
Caller –“Pahchano main kaun bol rahi ho, maine tumhare bahut pas hoon.”
Me –“Pooja Didi”
Caller –“Ye Pooja didi kaun hai ab, tumhari didi ka naam to Pammi hai na.”
Me –“Kaun ho bhai, mere bare sab kuch janta hai, namwa to bolo pahle.”
Caller –“Main bol rahi hu Anjana.”

Me –“Kaun Anjana, main to kisi Anjana ko nahi janta, kahi aap didi ki sahelo to nahi hai na. Didi ko phone du kya??”
Anjana –“are nahi, main aapke dost ki choti bahan hoon.”
Me –“Kaun dost, mujhe to yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana – “Aap Kaushik bhaiya ke to jante hi hai, kai baar aap ghar bhi aa chuke hai.”
Me –“Are chotti tum, to itna der se anjana anjana kyu ratt rahi thi, bolna tha na chotti bol rahi hoon.”
Anjana – “Ab main badi ho gayi hoon, mujhe mere acche naam se boliye.”
Me –“Are babu, tu to mere liye wahi chotti hi rahegi na.”

Anjana mere dost Kaushik Das ki chotti bahan hai, wo kaushik se bas ek varsh hi chotti hai, matlab ab 19 ki hogi karib. Lekin maine use 3 saal se nahi mila hoon, aur na hi apne dost se mila hoon. Ab wo bahar padhai karta hai, wo 2 saal se yaha aaya hi nahi to milta kaise. Aur, bina dost ke uske ghar par nahi ja sakta, nahi to log tarah tarah ki baatein banayenge.
Me –“Ye bata ki tujhe mera number kaha se mila. Aur achanak aise kyu contact karna pada.”
Anjana –“Wo bhaiya aa raha hai 1 mahine baad yaha, to bola hai ki aapko bata ke rakhne ko.”

Me – “Ye lo, wo khud call nahi kar sakta tha, tujhe kyu paresan kiya.”
Anjana –“Bhaiya ke pas aapka number nahi tha na, isliye maine phone kiya.”
Me –“Kya??????? To tum usko mera number de deti. Accha bahana bana rahi ho chotti.”
Anjana –“Aisa to maine socha hi nahi tha, Ye idea to mere dimag me click hi nahi kiya.”
Me –“Wah re, ab mujhe mama banao tum. Pahle ye bol ki number kaha se mila tujhe mera.”

Anjana –“Chhodiye na bas aise hi mil gaya aapke facebook se.”
Me –“Mera facebook account hai hi nahi to kaha se mil gaya, saaf saaf bol na kisne diya, kisi dost ne hi diya hoga, lekin aise dost kaun hai jo, mere aur kaushik ka common friend hai. Mujhe to aisa kuch yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana –“Wo aapke dost Vicki ki bahan Annu ne diya. Mujhe to aur bhi bahut kuch pata chala hai aapke bare me.”
Me –“Kya pata chala hai????” Main dar gaya ki kahi Pooja didi ki baat ise to pata nahi chal gayi, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, itni jaldi to Email bhi nahi pahuchta, ye to chippi hui baat hai.

Anjana –“Ab baniye mat, mujhe Annu ne sab bata diya hai.”
Me –“Are are , kya bata diya hai bhai. “
Anjana –“Yahi ki ap dono ke bich acchi khasi setting chal rahi hai.”
Me –“Kya?? Kya?? Wah bhai, itni mast setting ki mujhe hi pata nahi hai. kya bol rahi hai tu, maine to usse 1 saal se baat tak nahi ki hai. Aur ab Vicki se bhi kuch khash connection nahi hai.”
Anjana –“To fir usne mujhse aisa kyu kaha.”
Me –“Wo bas fek rahi thi tere samne, kuch mila nahi to ye sab ding diya tere ko. Ruk milne de usko, bataunga acche se usko.”
Anjana –“Are aap kuch mat kijiyega, nahi to mere par bhadak jayegi”
Me –“OK yar, lekin ab jyada dingne mat dena usko.”
Anjana –“Ok bhaiya, Bye.”
Me –“Bye”

Baaki Agale part me - Ghar ki Gaand Part-6