Ghar ki Gaand Part-13

 Ghar ki Gaand  Part-13

Ghar ki Gaand  Part-12 AapNe Padha Ab Aage     

Subah ke 10 baj chuke hai. Lekin abhi tak na Pammi Didi uthi hai. Aur na Priya, aur main to soya hi tha 6 baje, to uthne ka sawaal hi paida nahi hota hai. Main apne bistar par gahri nind me soya hua tha. Sabse pahle Priya uth jati hai. Brush karne ke baad Pammi Didi ko uthane ki kosis karti hai. Priya ke bartav se aisa pratit hi nahi ho raha tha ki usne kal raat ko Didi aur bhai ki chudai dekhi ho, aur sath hi sath Maa ki gand bhi chudte dekhi ho. Priya dhire se Pammi Didi ko hila kar jagane ki kosis karti hai. Par Didi uthti nahi hai. Priya Didi ko sone ke liye chhod deti hai. Aur khud taiyar hokar nasta lene kitchen me pahuch jati hai. Maa ab bhi kitchen ke kaamo me juti hui thi.
Maa –“AA gayi Priya, Chalo nasta laga do table par, aur sabko bula lo, sabhi nasta kar lete hai. Papa to tumhare office bhi chale gaye kab ke.”
Priya –“Mummy, abhi tak koi jaga hi nahi hai. Bhaiya aur Didi dono ke dono so rahe hai. Maine to didi ko jagaya bhi lekin uthi nahi.”
Maa –“Ja ek baar aur kosis karke dekh, aur Sourav ko bhi jaga de. Kitna soyega aur.”

Meri kaano me Maa ki aawaz gunji. Meri nind tut gayi thi, meine gadhi ki orr dekha. 10 baj chuke the. Main jaldi se utha aur bathroom ki orr bhaga. Jaldi se brush kiya, fresh hua. Aur, bhagta hua dinner table par pahucha. Maa aur priya table par maujood the. Main Priya se nazre nahi mila pa raha tha. Aur, wo mujhe ghure ja rahi thi. Main soch raha tha ki kahi Priya ne Maa ko kuch bata to nahi diya hai. Lekin Maa ke chehre ko dekh kar aisa lag nahi raha tha.
Maa –“Priya, ja Pammi ko utha de ab. Main tab tak plates lagati hu.”
Maa plate lagane lagi aur main Maa ki chuchiyo ko ghurne laga. Maa bich bich me meri orr dekh kar muskura rahi thi. Shayad unhe bhi pata tha ki main kya dekh raha hoon. Lekin chori chori tirchhi nazro se main maa ki chuchiya dekhe ja raha tha. Priya ne Didi ka hath pakad kar uthane ki kosis ki. Lekin ye kya, Didi ka hath to garam tha. Priya ne Didi ke sar par ungliya rakh kar dekhi. Didi ko bukhar ho gaya tha. Priya ko ye pata tha ki ye bukhar hua kyu hai. Lekin wo kuch bolna nahi chahti thi.

Priya –“Didi, utho, tumhe to fever ho gaya hai. Main abhi Mummy ko batati hoon.”
Pammi Didi –“Maa ko mat bata, main koi tablet le lungi, thik ho jayega thodi der me.”
Priya –“Aise kaise Didi, Maa ko abhi nahi to thodi der baad pata chal hi jayega. Abhi bata dungi Maa ko to shayad unhe kuch pata nahi bhi chale, lekin agar chhupaenge to Maa ko shak ho hi jayega.”
Pammi –“Kya pata nahi chale Maa ko. Haa, bol.”
Priya –“Didi, mujhe sab pata hai ki tumhari taiyat kyu bigad gayi hai.”
Pammi –“Kyu?? Aur kya pata hai tumhe.”
Priya –“Didi, maine kal aapko aur bhaiya ko dekha tha raat ko. Bhaiya ne apki khub gand maari thi baramade me, wo bhi bina kisi chiknai ke. Aur, Maa ke kamre me Papa Mummy ki gand maar rahe the. Maine sab dekh liya tha, par maine kuch bhi nahi bola.”

Pammi Didi –“Aur, tu kya kar rahi thi. Khidki par khade hokar, hame dekh dekh kar apni muniya ko ragad rahi thi. Ungli bhi karti hai kya tu????”
Priya –“Par tumhe kaise pata Didi ki main khidki par thi. Kya aapko pahle se pata tha??”
Didi –“Nahi , wo to humne jate waqt tumhe khidki par dekh liya tha, tumhari aankhe band thi aur tum ungli karne me busy thi.”
Priya –“Didi, main ungli nahi daalti andar, jarurat padne par upar se hi ragad leti hoon bas. Lekin, tumne to khub maze se bhaiya ka land liya gand me. Bina kuch lagaye marwaogi to fever to hoga na.  ”
Didi –“Pahle main bhi sirf ragda hi karti thi, lekin ragad kar kitne din kaam chalati, isliye socha ki ek land ka intezam kiya jaye. Bahar wale kisi se marwane se badnami hoti, isliye ghar par hi marwa liya. Papa ka to bahut mota hai, unse chudwane ke liye pahle acchhe se rasta khulwana hoga. Aur, iske liye bhai se acchha aur koi tarika bhi to nahi tha. Isliye maine bhai ko kisi tarah fasa kar chudwa liya.”
Priya –“Papa to mummy ki gand marte hue tumhara hi naam le rahe the, Papa bhi tumhari gand maarna chahte hai. Lekin tumhari tabiyat bigad gayi bhaiya se chudwakar. Pata nahi Papa ka land logi to kya hoga.”

Didi –“Tune Papa ka land dekha tha kal kya?? Aur Sourav ka land bhi dekha hoga????”
Priya –“Ha, Didi Papa ka to kitna lamba aur mota hai, Bhaiya ka land to Papa ke land se aadha hai bas. Jab aadhe me teri ye haalat ho gayi hai to tu Papa se chudwane ki sochna bhi mat. Kya karu Didi, Maa ko batau ki nahi, ki Tumhe bukhar hai.”
Didi –“Bata de, lekin bolna ki kam hai thik ho jayega. Nahi to bekar me Maa hospitol le jayegi. Aur, doctor ne Maa ko kuch bata diya to lag jayegi meri bhi aur Sourav ki bhi. Isliye jyada pressure dekar bolne ki jarurat nahi hai.”

Priya kamre se bhaagti hui nikli, aur table ke paas aakar boli –“Maa, Didi ko fever hai, siliye nahi uth rahi hai. Aise jyada to nahi hai, ek tablet me thik ho jayega.” Didi ki bigdi hui tabiyat ke bare me sun kar Maa jaldi se Didi ke kamre me gayi. Aur, didi ke pas baith kar Didi ka hath pakad liya. Maa dekh rahi thi ki Didi ko kahi jyada bukhar to nahi hai.

Maa –“Koi baat nahi hai, thoda sa fever hai. Koi infection sa hoga. Priya ja, medicine box le aa mere kamre se.”
Priya –“Maa, puri box lane ki kya jarurat hai, bolo na kaun si tablet chahiye, wo le aaungi, ek tablet ke liye box lao, fir le jao. Itna muskil kaam ooh.”
Maa –“Ja ek Avintis aur ek Paracetomol le aa. Ja jaldi ja.”
Priya Maa ke kamre ki orr gayi, Priya ke picchhe main bhi gaya. Pata nahi main Priya ke picchhe kyu gaya tha, jaise tablets nahi koi bhari samaan utha kar lana ho, jisme Priya ko meri jarurat padegi. Priya ne Maa ke kamre me box dhoondi. Par medicine box kahi dikh nahi rahi thi. Maine kamre ke darwaje ke paas khada tha, par main box dhoond nahi raha tha.
Priya –“Bhaiya, waha khade khade kya kar rahe ho, jaldi se medicine box dhoondo na kaha se.”
Me –“Dekh yahii kahi hoga, mil jayega.”

Priya –“Didi ki ye haalat apke wajah se hi hui hai. Aur, aap Didi ke liye ek tablet bhi nahi khoj rahe hai. Main didi ko bol dungi.”
Me –“Kya???? Meri wajah se. Meri wajah se kaise?”
Priya –“Ab bano mat bhaiya. Aapne jo kal sham Didi ki boor fadi hai, aur fir raat ko gand bhi chod di, wo bhi bina tel lagaye, usi ke karan Didi ko fever hua hai.”
Me –“Priya ye tu kya anab sanab bak rahi hai. Sharm nahi aati tujhe mere samne ye sab bolte hue. Chal ja tablets le aur maa ko de.”

Priya –“O ho ho, aap didi ko kutiya ke jaise daba daba kar chodiye din raat, aur main apke samne kuch bol bhi nahi sakti. Itne sidhe to tum nahi ho bhaiya. Maine sab dekha tha ki kaise tum Didi ki gand ki chatni bana rahe the. Main bhi garam ho gayi thi, itni tabadtod chudai dekh kar.”
Me –“Tu hamari chudai se garam hui thi, ya Maa Papa ki chudai se, ye kaise paa chalega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, dono hi scene mast tha, aapne bhi kya chodi Didi ki gand. Par tel to lagana chahiye tha na. Aisi chodi ki Didi ko bukhar hi aa gaya. Bechari, ab nahi aayegi aapke niche. Ab aapka kya hoga, bhaiya.”
Me –“To kya hua, Didi ki tabiyat to thik ho hi jayegi. Fir Didi mujhse chude bina thode rah payegi.”
Priya –“Didi ab Papa se chudne ki soch rahi hai. Papa ke mote land se chudne ke baad kabhi aapke paas aayegi bhi nahi.”
Me –“Tu ye sab mat soch, ja jaldi tablets le ke.”
Priya Tablets hatho me liye apne kamre ki or chali. Main bhi picchhe ho liya. Priya ne Maa ko medicines di. Maa ne paani ka glass Didi ke hath me dekar dono tablets de di. Didi ne dawa kha li.
Maa –“Dawa le li ho. Ab jaldi se kuch kha lo. Bina khaye itna heavy dose tablets nahi khana chahiye.”
Didi –“Maa bhukh nahi hai, fir bhi aap yahi kuch bhejwa dijiye. Main kha lungi.”

Didi –“Are chhotta sa to tha hi, mera bhi mann pura nahi bhara.”
Me –“To fir le aaunga, isme kya hai.”
Priya –“Mere liye bhi lana, mujhe bhi chocolate chahiye.”
Maa –“Acchha baba, main chalti hoon ab. Tum log Pammi ka khayal rakho. Main khana banati hoon. Pammi beta, hospitol jaogi kya.”
Pammi –“Kya Maa, har baat par hospitol. Nahi jana. Dophar tak sab thik ho jayega.”

Maa nasta karke sabke plates lekar kitchen me chali jaati hai. Sabne nasta bhi kar liya tha. Maine Didi ka hath apne hatho me le rakha tha. Didi mere aankho me aankhe daale dekh rahi thi. Main bhi Didi ke aankho me dub gaya tha. Jaise mujhe apni Didi se hi pyar ho gaya tha. Ye pyar hi tha, ya sirf chudai ki kamna. Didi ke sarir ki bhini bhini khusboo mere nathuno me ja rahi thi. Main dhire dhire Didi ke karib hote ja raha tha. Ek ajib se kashish mahsoos ho rahi thi Didi ki nazro me. Dono ek dusre ko dekhte hue kho gaye. Pyar ka ek anokha rishta sa bandh gaya tha Didi se ab. Aise to wo meri sagi Didi thi, lekin ye rishte usse bhi mazboot ho chuka tha. Kya tha ye?? Main khud se ye sawaal kiye ja raha tha, lekin meri aankhe to Didi ko ek tak dekhe ja rahe the. Achanak, aisa mahsoos hua ki Didi ki ye haalat sirf meri wajah se hui hai. Aur, Didi ke prati mera pyar aansu ke ek boond ke roop me aankho se tapak pade. Mere aanshu se Didi aur pighal si gayi. Aur, dono ek dusre ke aankho me dub gaye. Priya ki mauzoodgi to jaise hum bhul hi gaye the. Mere man me bas ek hi baat ghum rahi thi – “Kya yahi pyar hai?????”

Pammi Didi aur main ek dusre ke aankho ke jahnke hue kho se gaye the. Priya wahi khade thi. Abhi tak to usne koi pratikriya nahi di thi. Main dhire dhire Didi ki karib badh raha tha. Didi bhi mujhe rok na payi. Tabhi,
Priya –“Ahemmm, kya, kya, Koi movie sa scene chal raha hai kya???? Aise khoye ho ek dusre me ki kisi aur ka khayal bhi nahi hai. Aise to bhayanak pitoge dono ek din.”
Me –“Kya hua, kuch bhi to nahi. Didi ki tabiyat kyu kharab hone se mujhe acchha nahi lag raha hai. Sab meri hi galti hai. Mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha.”
Didi –“Sourav tum apne kamre me jao, yaha mera khayal rakhne ke liye Priya hai.”
Me –“Didi sorry Didi, meri wajah se tumhari tabiyat kharab ho gayi. Ab aisa nahi hoga.”
Didi –“Oye pagal ho gaya hai kya, mujhe bas thoda fever hua hai. Tu ab jyada acting mat kar aur ja apne kamre me. Main thode der me thik ho jaungi. Aur aise jo bhi hua, uski jarurat mujhe jayada thi tumse. Tumhare paas to Pooja thi hi, tum usse kaam chala sakte the.”

Me –“Didi, Pooja to sirf boor chodne di thi, gand wo pahle Bipin se marwana chahti hai, fir agar uska man hua to mujhe degi. Lekin, tumne to mujhe kunwari boor aur gand di marne ke Didi. Aur maine dono baar tumhe rula diya. Mujhe dhire chodna chahiye tha didi, sab meri hi galti hai.”
Didi –“Koi baat nahi, ab tu ja yaha se. Rone dhone ki jarurat nahi hai. Itna touchy bhi hone ki jarurat nahi hai bhai.”
Me –“Priya Didi ka khayal rakhna. Main apne kamre me jata hoon.”
Main apna kamre ki orr badha. Man hi man soch raha tha ki aaj to Didi chudegi nahi mujhse. Main apne kamre me gaya aur computer on karke laga surfing karne. XB par login kiya to dekha sabne update manga hai mere kahani ka. Kuch hua hi nahi hai aaj, to kya update likhunga, jhutti kahani hi deni padegi kya next update me.

Maine update likhna suru kiya. Kam se kam 3-4 ghante to lagenge ki ek masaledar update likhne me. Udhar Maa kitchen me kaam kar rahi thi. Aur, Pammi aur Priya apne kamre me baate kar rahi thi. Main bhi Xossip par busy ho gaya.
Priya –“Didi, mujhe ab bhi samajh me nahi aaya ki, sirf gand chudane se aapko bukhar ho gaya. Maine dekha to tha, lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki sirf yahi karan hoga.”
Didi –“Are nahi, kal sham ko main Sourav ke kamre me gayi thi, to waha usne meri boor chod daali thi. Bahut jor se pel diya tha bhai ne, pahli baar tha mera to dard bhi bahut jyada hua tha. Lekin thodi der baad mujhe bhi maza aane laga tha. Fir raat ko to tumne dekha hi tha.”
Priya –“Lekin didi aisa kya hua to jo apke sarir ko itna garam kar diya.”
Didi –“Are wo chocolate khayi thi na, wo sirf chocolate hi nahi khayi thi maine.”
Priya –“To kya??”

Didi –“Sourav ka muth bhi pi thi maine, aur chocolate bhi khayi thi sath me. Meetha aur Namkeen mixed swad bahut acchha lag raha tha. Man kar raha hai ki fir se khau.”
Priya –“Didi, apne bhaiya ka land bhi chusa tha. Lekin maine to aisa kuch nahi dekha tha.”
Didi –“Wo maine bhai ke kamre me chusa tha, jab hum baramade se room me wapas chale gaye the tab. Sourav ne to meri boor aur jangho ki maalis bhi kar di thi. Lekin, main fir se garam ho gayi thi aur maine Sourav ka land chusna suru kar diya tha. Main to pahle se hi chahti thi uska muth pina, lekin wo de hi nahi raha tha. Maine mauka dekh kar pi liya uska muth. Shayad isi karan se meri body garam ho gayi hai.”
Priya –“Didi, aapko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha. Main Maa ko sab bata dungi.”
Didi –“Are aisa mat karna, nahi to bahut maar padegi. Aur pata nahi Papa kya saja denge.”

Priya –“Didi, Papa aapko kya saja denge, wo to aapke gand ke picchhe sand ban kar ghum rahe hai. Apne jaha thodi si skirt uthayi, to bas Papa chad ke pel denge tumhari gand me apna 10” ka land.”
Didi –“Priya, kya baat hai tu aaj kuch jyada hi apsabdo ka upyog kar rahi hai. Tu to aise baate nahi karti thi.”
Priya –“sorry Didi, lekin apki aur bhaiya ki chudai dekh kar main puri tarah garam ho gayi thi, aur sath hi sath Maa aur Papa ki bhi gand chudai dekhi. Mujhse ab bardast nahi hota hai Didi. Sabko koi na koi mil gaya hai. Lekin, meri bhatti ka khayal kisi ko nahi hai Didi. Yaha tak ki aapne bhi mere baare me kuch nahi socha. Apne dekha bhi ki main khidki par khadi akele apni muniya ko ragad rahi hoon. Lekin, apne meri koi madad nahi ki. Apko to bhaiya ka land mil gaya hai, aage picchhe muh me, har jagah le le ke maza kar rahi hai. Lekin, meri bhatti ka kya Didi. Main kya karoon...........????????????”
Didi –“Priya, tu to abhi 18 ki hi hai. Tera boor ka ched bhi abhi chotta hoga. Tu land le payegi kya abhi?? Thoda sabr kar, fir main tere liye kuch karungi.”

Priya –“Didi, main ab bacchi nahi rah gayi hu. Mujhe bhi ab land chahiye, jaldi se mere baare me socho kuch, nahi to mujhe bahar kuch intezam kar hoga. Aise bhi mere kitne hi dost hai, jo mujhe dekhte hi laar tapkane lagte hai. Skirt utarte hi pata nahi kitne land meri boor aur gand me ghus jayenge, lekin main bahar chudna nahi chahti didi. Didi ab aap hi kuch kar sakti hai.”
Didi –“Priya, Priya, adhir mat ho yaar. Iska upay nikalungi main kuch. Lekin tu Maa se kuch sa kahna. Aur, dekh Papa meri naam se Maa ki gand chod rahe the, iska matlab ye to nahi hai ki Papa sach much me mere sath aisa karenge. Iss baat ko yahi par dafan kar de Priya. Main tumhare liye kuch intezam karti hu.”
Priya ko ab thoda aram milta hai, ki uski badi Didi uske liye kisi na kisi land ka intezam to kar hi degi. Priya muskurate hue Didi se boli –“Didi, uske liye to pahle aapko thik hona hoga. Jaldi se thik ho jayiye aur fir mere liye bhi ek lambe aur mote land ka jugaad kar dijiye.”
Didi –“Thik hai, ab ja tu apna kaam kar. Main thoda aram karti hoon.”
Priya –“Ok Didi main bhaiya ke kamre me jati hu, dekhti hu kya kar rahe hai bhaiya.”
Didi –“Ruk mat ja akele, wo bhut bada bahanchod hai, aur madarchod bhi. Maa ki gand marna chahta hai wo. Tujhe bhi nahi chhodega. Akele gayi to teri bhi gand maar lega.”
Priya –“Marne do na didi, Darta kaun hai bhaiya ke land se. Gand to marne dungi lekin pahle boor ki pyaas mitaungi.”

Didi –“Saali randi, achanak bahut bolne lagi hai. Pahle to bada gumsum rahti thi.”
Priya –“Are Didi, jab aap mere samne apni gand utha utha kar chudwa sakti hai, to kya main bol bhi nahi sakti.”
Didi –“Sambhal kar lekin, dekh meri kya haalat kar di hai ek hi din me. Bach ke karna.”
Priya -“:chill: Didi, main apki tarah bewakoof nahi hu, jo sukhi gand marwa lungi, acche se land par tel laga kar lungi gand me.”
Priya hanste hue apne kamre se nikal kar mere kamre ki aur aayi. Main Xossip par update likh raha tha, jhuthi ki sahi par update to jaruri tha.
 

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